Never suffer the indignity of being overtaken again when out for a run, with these scythed trainers. Impact on the sole transfers kinetic energy to spin the blades of shin-tearing doom.-- theleopard, Sep 06 2011 Scythed Chariots http://en.wikipedia...iki/Scythed_chariot [theleopard, Sep 06 2011] Yes, [DrBob] http://www.youtube....watch?v=SLK7hrRijes [normzone, Sep 06 2011] Marketing logo http://i56.tinypic.com/mjtjs5.gifMock-up [theleopard, Sep 08 2011] And there was i envisaging some kind of water-moving mechanism based on a capstan pulled by chariots racing round the Circum Maximum.-- nineteenthly, Sep 06 2011 No, that would be silly!-- theleopard, Sep 06 2011 [+] just for "blades of shin-tearing doom"-- 8th of 7, Sep 06 2011 Kicked Up Pumps?-- DrBob, Sep 06 2011 Not compatible with skipping ropes.-- theleopard, Sep 06 2011 It has been known...-- theleopard, Sep 06 2011 Could one dispense with the lawn mower and cut the grass by simply hopping around backwards in the yard?-- swimswim, Sep 06 2011 Yes, absolutely. In fact, that's an excellent idea. Also good for reiterating the concepts of touch rugby.-- theleopard, Sep 06 2011 Possible ad campaign;
"Scythe" in the Nike logo font, above the slogan "Just try it."-- theleopard, Sep 07 2011 "Better run better run..."-- RayfordSteele, Sep 07 2011 Added the logo <linky>-- theleopard, Sep 08 2011 Needs more jam and banjo.-- TolpuddleSartre, Sep 09 2011 random, halfbakery