A fingerprint scanner adorns the plunger of this toaster. Bread is inserted, and as the plunger is plunged, the biometric toaster seamlessly identifies who the operator is.
In this way, using a preset database linking people to toasting times, every household member gets their own personally preferred shade of brown.-- mitxela, Nov 15 2015 Will Smith https://youtu.be/Wmrwj6DDt-4?t=33Reference [evilpenguin, Nov 15 2015] Do you never make toast for other members of your household?-- pocmloc, Nov 15 2015 We intend to cash in on that very situation, by marketing a silicone mould kit that lets family members construct a grotesque keychain sporting the severed fingers of their loved ones.-- mitxela, Nov 15 2015 As opposed to Barometric Toaster which can be set to only make toast when it reaches an altitude of 20,000 ft.-- xenzag, Nov 15 2015 Didn't Will Smith experience this in MIB?-- evilpenguin, Nov 15 2015 As opposed to the biomimetic toaster which you look after for three years under the impression that it is a dog.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 15 2015 // marketing a silicone mould kit that lets family members construct a grotesque keychain sporting the severed fingers of their loved ones ///
Oh, how we wish we'd thought of THAT one ....-- 8th of 7, Nov 15 2015 You will, [8th], you will.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 15 2015 [xenzag], that gives me an idea... (I'm going to steal that title)-- mitxela, Nov 16 2015 [poc] dip your other houshold member's finger on the bread, and when inserting the bread into the toaster it will search for fingerprints (and other forensic evidence)-- pashute, Nov 16 2015 Would this be manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as a companion product to the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser?
Share and enjoy!-- mwburden, Nov 18 2015 random, halfbakery