Food: Toast
Biometric Toaster   (+9)  [vote for, against]

A fingerprint scanner adorns the plunger of this toaster. Bread is inserted, and as the plunger is plunged, the biometric toaster seamlessly identifies who the operator is.

In this way, using a preset database linking people to toasting times, every household member gets their own personally preferred shade of brown.
-- mitxela, Nov 15 2015

Will Smith https://youtu.be/Wmrwj6DDt-4?t=33
Reference [evilpenguin, Nov 15 2015]

Do you never make toast for other members of your household?
-- pocmloc, Nov 15 2015


We intend to cash in on that very situation, by marketing a silicone mould kit that lets family members construct a grotesque keychain sporting the severed fingers of their loved ones.
-- mitxela, Nov 15 2015


As opposed to Barometric Toaster which can be set to only make toast when it reaches an altitude of 20,000 ft.
-- xenzag, Nov 15 2015


Didn't Will Smith experience this in MIB?
-- evilpenguin, Nov 15 2015


As opposed to the biomimetic toaster which you look after for three years under the impression that it is a dog.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 15 2015


// marketing a silicone mould kit that lets family members construct a grotesque keychain sporting the severed fingers of their loved ones ///

Oh, how we wish we'd thought of THAT one ....
-- 8th of 7, Nov 15 2015


You will, [8th], you will.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 15 2015


[xenzag], that gives me an idea... (I'm going to steal that title)
-- mitxela, Nov 16 2015


[poc] dip your other houshold member's finger on the bread, and when inserting the bread into the toaster it will search for fingerprints (and other forensic evidence)
-- pashute, Nov 16 2015


Would this be manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as a companion product to the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser?

Share and enjoy!
-- mwburden, Nov 18 2015



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