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Product: Cleaning
Bleach Spray Bottle With A Holy-Water Motif   (+3)  [vote for, against]
Show an angel blasting a virus with devil horns or something.

Blesses and disinfects. Blessed by a preacher and infused with a blend of disinfectants that kills 99.99% of viruses on surfaces.

This isn't to make fun of Christians, I think they'd actually approve of this.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020

This scene only with "Clorox" instead of "Christ". https://www.youtube...watch?v=lpyg94OzHK0
I guess you could have the stain saying all the disgusting stuff Megan says in the movie. Might have to tone it down a bit for prime time. "Your mother sews socks that smell!" etc. [doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020]

Anthony Burgess https://en.m.wikipe...wiki/Earthly_Powers
Find the scene with an exorcist in Malaya. [pertinax, Mar 28 2020]

I don't think protestants believe in holy water.
-- Voice, Mar 27 2020


Well, presumably they accept the existence of water - it's the "holy" part thats problematic.

Does it work even if you don't believe in it, or not work if you don't believe in it/work only if you do believe in it ?
-- 8th of 7, Mar 27 2020


Well, if you don't believe in bleach you may be beyond redemption.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020


Is a label reading "If you believe in this bleach it will be more effective" allowed by advertising standards regulators ?
-- 8th of 7, Mar 27 2020


I don't know if believing in the power of bleach impacts its efficacy but I'd probably stay away from any claims like that.

But it does open up a bunch of advertising options. "The Stain Exorcist" Scene 1) Wine stain possession: (Shows the guy spraying a stain with the same lighting and camera angle of the linked scene.) "THE POWER OF CLOROX COMPELS YOU!"
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020


How about a still of a room spattered with green vomit and a smiling priest centre field holding up a pump-spray with the caption "CLEANO - REMOVES THE EXCRETION OF BEELZEBUB IN ONE WIPE !"
-- 8th of 7, Mar 27 2020


This could definitely get dark pretty quick.

(generic fascist dictator)

"Hey tough stain, you're an enemy of the state!"..

OK, I won't go there.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020


"I bet he drinks Stainlin Black Label ..."
-- 8th of 7, Mar 27 2020


This was baked in the novel Earthly Powers (but on a slightly smaller scale, using a rubber bulb, not a spray-bottle's pump).
-- pertinax, Mar 28 2020


Interesting point if they espouse Creationism theologically, yet clearly support "natural selection" on a practical level ...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 28 2020


Hey, if I sold bleach I'd sell it to anybody of any persuasion.

"Darwin Brand Industrial Cleaner: Sorry viruses, we're pruning your branch on the evolutionary tree."

Show Darwin looking at a dirty counter, zoom into a shot of terrified microorganisms, then back to the Darwin looking dude aiming the spray bottle at them: "Hey viruses, when you see t-rex tell 'em I said... buh bye!" SPSFFFFF!
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 28 2020


That's a bit more catchy than "Do you feel lucky, Proteobacteria ?"

// if I sold bleach I'd sell it to anybody //

Well, it would clearly be discriminatory to have a "whites only" policy...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 28 2020



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