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Fashion: Hat: Plant
Bonsai Rainhat   (+4)  [vote for, against]

A suitably shaped tree or shrub, worn as a rainhat. Evergreens are obviously best year-round, their cone shapes and needles a natural for shedding water, but deciduous types can be used during inclement warm weather.

Alternatively to a simple shallow ceramic flowerpot, a quilted skullcap allows roots to grow down the sides.

At home the headgear should be stored on a mannikin head, of course, in the sun.

Decorate for Christmas.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 14 2018

Living_20Hat [hippo, Mar 15 2018]

It would need some careful branch-bending. Evergreens such as pines generally have upward-pointing branches, so that rainwater trickles toward the trunk.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 15 2018


In that case, selectively breed camels to be really tiny and have them roam around your head-mounted bonsai rainforest, drinking all the water.
-- hippo, Mar 15 2018


This will go great with my Chia-poncho.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 15 2018


Wasn't he a Mexican drugs baron?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 15 2018


You mean Honcho Pia, leader of the Japanese neo-Geisha movement.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 15 2018


So who was Pancho Viola, then ? He wore some Brero or other, didn't he ?
-- 8th of 7, Mar 15 2018


Via Poncho a Fiero ? "The Way of the Fiery Raincoat" : a martial art for public exhibition.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 15 2018


... or some sort of deeply disturbing Buddhist protest involving volatile accelerants.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 15 2018



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