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Box o' cockroaches   (+2, -4)  [vote for, against]
Pretty much what it sounds like

A mail-order service for roach eggs and/or nymphs.

Do with them what you will. My plan was to pour the eggs into the computer case of my arch-nemesis. I figure no matter what happens after that, I'll get a good laugh.

Note: Could be expanded to include spiders!
-- phoenix, Feb 13 2002

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Yum! [arghblah, Feb 14 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Cockroach egg cases cemented to circuitry eventually cause corrosion and failure.

I've been handed tape recorders with families of roaches in them with a "was working yesterday" claim. It is good excercise for the soul, resisting the temptation to bung the damn thing back into their face.
-- neelandan, Feb 14 2002

"Cockroach egg cases cemented to circuitry eventually cause corrosion and failure."
Which is exactly the point. Mmuuaahahahhahahahaha!
-- phoenix, Feb 14 2002

The home delivery service could be called "Coach o' Roaches".
-- pottedstu, Feb 14 2002

[Rods]: I often wondered what a cricket box was.
-- angel, Feb 14 2002

In my university days, some joker let a thousand crickets loose in the hallways of the engineering building. Drove everyone up the walls for weeks. Good prank though.
-- TBK, Dec 07 2002

Get your cockroach infested radio, toaster, or perhaps computer; put it in a plastic bag; stick it in the freezer for a few days. Take device out. Let warm out in warm air. Then again let condensed water evaporate.

In a few weeks, the dead bodies will dry up and the smell go away.

Problem solved.
-- Great Satan, Jun 21 2003


God almighty someone make this go away before I read it. (insect fear)
-- snarfyguy, Jun 22 2003

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