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Fashion: Bra: Storage
Bra of Plenty   (+4, -6)  [vote for, against]
Bra with pouches for fruit

A Bra with pouches to enable the wearer to carry around a variety of fruit. The fruit would be quite heavy but by making use of carbon nano tube technology I'm pretty sure a high tensile wire within the bra could take the strain.

'What a lovely pear'
-- S-note, Apr 30 2010

You asked for more info...
cf. Porn & Cornucopia [Jinbish, Apr 30 2010]

http://hipadvertisi...9/fruit-of-the-bra/ [rcarty, May 01 2010]

-- Jinbish, Apr 30 2010

Just searched for that on the net - not seen it. Do you have a copy to assist with my research?
-- S-note, Apr 30 2010

-- S-note, Apr 30 2010

Only if there is matching Y-fronts as well
-- pocmloc, Apr 30 2010

Sorry, [S-note]. Didn't mean to send you on a wild-goose chase.
-- Jinbish, Apr 30 2010

This is a really good idea.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2010

Dah! Sorry - bad. Bad. I meant bad.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2010

[bigsleep] There's probably a Rule 34 subculture of Carmen Miranda fetishists who would pay good money for this. But I'm afraid to Google.
-- mouseposture, Apr 30 2010

I can't believe no one's made a "melons" pun yet.
-- DrWorm, May 01 2010

That would be inappropriate. +
-- Mustardface, May 01 2010

but is the fruit 4 the wearer to eat? I'd quite like a little pouch for my nuts (peanuts)

peel me a grape!
-- po, May 01 2010

"I really like your peaches, want to shake your tree..."
-- phoenix, May 01 2010

Don't bewbs get all sweaty and that? How would this go over on a first date (or anytime): "Care for a snack I have stashed in my underwear?"

On the other hand, alcoholic libations or other illicit teats, err.. treats.. could be enticing. Yeah, baggies full of hi-test hooch, each with its own dispensing... device... "care for a little nip?" .. OK. Stopping now.
-- afinehowdoyoudo, May 01 2010

Prehaps the home brew distillery bra could be up next...
-- S-note, May 01 2010

random, halfbakery