Food: Pasta
Brain Pasta   (+6, -4)  [vote for, against]
Convalutions = Faster Cooking

If we made pasta with an extremely large surface area to volume ratio, like the brain, it would cook a whole lot faster.
-- DesertFox, Dec 06 2004

intestinal spaghetti...
-- po, Dec 06 2004


by 'volume ration', (ratio?) you must mean thickness...

a larger noodle takes longer, mostly depends on the thickness of the noodle. a lasagna noodle takes longer to cook through unless it is very thin. someone else can explain the physucks.
-- dentworth, Dec 06 2004


I've never understood quick-cook pasta, what's the point? Pasta cooks in a maximum of fifteen minutes - it's just about the quickest way you can prepare a decent meal. I suspect [DF] is right about cooking times, but I'd buy his pasta for one reason only: it looks like a brain.
-- wagster, Dec 06 2004


Maybe a pasta that is full of holes like coral?
-- harderthanjesus, Dec 06 2004


Craniumioni.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 06 2004


It has to come in tomato sauce. Deep, thick, and very red tomato sauce... Mmm, give me a bowl of that.

Funny lookin' bowl, this...
-- moomintroll, Dec 06 2004


Sounds like this would make good Bella Napoli, or what we call Porkrinds and dip.
-- reensure, Dec 07 2004


Maybe really fancy brain pasta could write that computer program you should be finishing.
-- FarmerJohn, Dec 07 2004


Mmmmmmmmm! I love alfredo sauce!
-- DesertFox, Dec 07 2004



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