Science: Unit of Measurement
British Standard Slew   (+5)  [vote for, against]

In this pre-Brexit turmoil, it seems (according to a reporter on the BBC) that there are a slew of people plotting against our PM (Theresa May, at the time of ending this sentence).

This is very loose terminology, and not what one would expect of the BBC. A little research shows that a slew is defined only in the vaguest of terms, with little consensus. We need to sort this out ahead of Brexit, before the French leave and take their decimal system with them.

Proposed, therefore, is the setting and formal benchmarking of a British Standard Slew, equal to precisely twelve. Use of the duodecimal will mean that most larger and smaller conspiracies can be conveniently expressed (for instance "a slew and a half", or "a quarter of a slew").
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 11 2018

British Standard Stew https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maconochie
"... cold, it was a mankiller." [8th of 7, Dec 14 2018]

Precisely twelve volts. Slew rate is normally given in units of volts per microsecond, so it stands to reason that slew is measured in volts.

This does make using the term a little more cumbersome -- "a slew-per-volt of people are plotting..." but that's a small price to pay for dimensional accuracy.
-- mitxela, Dec 12 2018


So, if slew/V = 12, then what is slain?
-- pertinax, Dec 12 2018


Are you not keeping the dozen?

// volts per microsecond //

Or, equivalently but much scarier-soundingly, megavolts per second.

On the other hand, wouldn't the slew rate of a crane or excavator be given in degrees per second or similar units?
-- notexactly, Dec 12 2018


I know that, but the rotation of a crane or excavator's top part in relation to its base is also called "slewing".
-- notexactly, Dec 12 2018


So effectively you're both correct, which is a deeply unsatisfactory state of affairs.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 12 2018


//A little research shows that a slew is defined only in the vaguest of terms, with little consensus.//

Aha, very apropos, considering these features are precisely the characteristics embodying the entire Brexit "adventure" itself.
-- zen_tom, Dec 12 2018


I have taken to watching BBC news while I eat my breakfast. The news coverage is about 90% brexit.
I call it my brexfast.

The use of the word "turmoil" is pretty consistent, but I've yet to complete my internal brexit bingo card with the phrase "slow-motion trainwreck".

Incidentally, apparently a vote of no confidence has been submitted today, which required four slew.
-- Loris, Dec 12 2018


I believe the plural of "slew" is "slewen".
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 12 2018


Everyone's gotta believe in *something*, I suppose.
-- pertinax, Dec 12 2018


No, not necessarily.

The majority of words in English that have a plural which employs an -en suffix, e.g. Oxen, originate from Anglo-Saxon.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 12 2018


Exactly. Like "woven" - made by taking one thread (or "wov", from which we get "weft") and combining it with many others.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 12 2018


Is that like Max Headroom ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 12 2018


I read that as "stew" and my stomach turned over a few times. Nevertheless I'm bunning this.
-- Voice, Dec 14 2018


Interestingly, there is indeed a British Standard Stew <link>, developed in the late 19th century (probably what finished it off, actually) but brought to its peak of perfection during WW1, most likely as a direct response to the first use of chemical weapons by the Germans.

By 1918, even though the German front-line troops were starving, they kept fighting ferociously - because they were told by their officers that if they were captured they would be forced to eat food cooked by the British.

No wonder they held out for so long ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 14 2018


Did Cain not slew Abel?
-- xenzag, Dec 14 2018


Verb infinitive "to slay", past imperfect "he slew Abel", past perfect "they have slain the hosts of Midian", pluperfect "she had slain the Nazgul".

The declension of the participles indicate that the root is Anglo-Saxon, giving it an archaic nature and accounting for its popularity with the sword-and-sorcery genre.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 14 2018


Would it not be equally valid to keep the spelling, but modify the pronunciation ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 14 2018


sp. "slew", pron. "number"
-- pocmloc, Dec 14 2018



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