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Product: Toy: Weapon
Bubble gunn   (+17, -1)  [vote for, against]
Semi-automatic bubble wrap.

Bubble wrap's good stuff.
Functional, beautiful, and tactilely pleasing to touch, it gives so much and then it gives even more with each squeal enticing, jump prodding pop, and all it asks of us in return is to be recycled so that, not unlike the phoenix, it can be reborn from the heat into new sheets of harmless explosive goodness to be enjoyed by children of all ages for generations to come.
(sigh)
I don't think it will mind being asked for just a little bit more.

Cut into strips, each bubble can now be enjoyed to its auditory fullness by feeding it into the breech of a semi automatic toy rifle. Squeezing the trigger turns the rollers inside the gun which pop each one in succession. By pre-injecting them with a small amount of flour and then covering the puncture with a piece of clear tape, the blast of air down the tube will bring a slight waft of simulated smoke for the marksman to blow away from the end of the barrel.
Life is good.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 02 2005

A pair of 45 calibre bubble wrap weapons http://www.dimout.c...p-thong-bikini.html
:) sorry! (oh, and not work safe in some jurisdictions..) [ConsulFlaminicus, Apr 03 2005]

Make Your Own Booble Wrap Make_20Your_20Own_20Booble_20Wrap
quarter-baked in my second annotation [FarmerJohn, Apr 04 2005]

pop-a-wrap ?
-- normzone, Apr 02 2005


Unreserved bun.
-- Basepair, Apr 02 2005


Could those little puffs of air blow bubbles too? Every time I set my dishwashing liquid bottle down too hard about 300 tiny bubbles come out of the nozzle and spray into the air. Actually that might just confuse things.
-- JesusHChrist, Apr 02 2005


Never hoid the woid pop-a-wrap [normzone], must be the same stuff though.
I was going to make a twelve gauge for (the kind with really big bubbles!)

[Consul] The weapons in that link are fully automatic and therefore banned in Canada.
I'll take three.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 03 2005


+ for making simulated smoke that is actually explosive.
-- Shz, Apr 03 2005


Ah, looks like you beat me to the punch [FarmerJohn]. Kudos.
One of these days I'm going to remember to search before posting. [marked–for–expiry]
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 04 2005


I was trying to be discreet, but....

Pop a wrap in your ass [aka: Pop a cap in your ass] slang for shooting you

[gangsta slang]

[FarmerJohn] whats the story on the cat statue behind the model [normzone cringes.....background is more important than model]
-- normzone, Apr 04 2005


[2 fries] Hardly grounds for expiration of this well-fleshed out notion.

[norm] Guess I missed that story.
-- FarmerJohn, Apr 04 2005


If you say so, then it must be so. [un–marked–for–expiry]
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 05 2005


The bandoliers would be very slick as well. "Slick as a scurvy dogs' slobber", one might say!
-- bungston, Sep 19 2006



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