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Food: Leftovers
Bucket O' Nails   (+3, -3)  [vote for, against]
You know, for obsessive-compulsives.

For those people who compulsively chew their fingernails and wish they could stop, have we got a deal for you!

Small buckets of fingernail clippings for you to chew upon when you're feeling nervous, bored or just plain hungry.

Coming next year in a range of colours and flavours.
-- infidel, Dec 23 2011

"Caution: May contain toenail clippings"
-- hippo, Dec 23 2011

Why not just one long length of artificial (or vat-cultured, or even human-farmed) mounted on a roll in a handy dispenser?
-- pocmloc, Dec 23 2011

A friend once told me off for trimming my nails in his room, as when he picked up a clipping from the floor and chewed on it he liked to know that it was his.
-- spidermother, Dec 23 2011

Well done, [inf] - straight into our "Top ten ideas we wish we'd never looked at".
-- 8th of 7, Dec 23 2011

Contains 100% post-consumer content
-- phundug, Dec 23 2011

You're welcome, [8th]. It took me a while to work out how to attain the "gross factor" I was seeking.
-- infidel, Dec 23 2011

Nailed it.
<buhdum tsh>
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 23 2011

Put those sticks away [2 fries]!
-- wagster, Dec 23 2011

Got it, that's my cue to cull knocks and go totally digital ala carte... liege. The good tip is a many cure if you've the care o' tintinnabulation.

It's about time I hang nailed-it anyway.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 24 2011

It's a useful product that allows you to preserve your nails while still chewing fingernails.

They could be harvested from prisoners and the poor and homeless then processed for consumption.
-- infidel, Dec 24 2011

<uncontrolable projectile vomiting>
-- 8th of 7, Dec 25 2011

wotcha need is a toe-clipping bucket: insert entire foot.
-- FlyingToaster, Dec 25 2011

was hoping this would be a bucket of assorted nails for hammering. oh well
-- simonj, Jan 01 2012

I envisioned a bucket of assorted nails serving no useful purpose whatsoever. I guess both of us had our dreams shattered.
-- Alterother, Jan 01 2012

random, halfbakery