Since 3d hearts are kind of shaped like butts, why not make one that is an anatomically exact model of a butt but that is shaped like a heart, you know from both sides, so that it would have a little hole right between the two lobes of the heart butt? What about a furry butt heart? Now how much would you pay?-- JesusHChrist, Feb 14 2015 If you're going to have your butt cast ButtCast_20Pillowsyou might as well make it useful. [FlyingToaster, Feb 15 2015] Uh-oh. Another case of Baker Burnout.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 14 2015 Whoa. No comphrendo.-- blissmiss, Feb 14 2015 but...-- po, Feb 15 2015 Obligatory WIFRT: From the title I thought this was going to be a fictionalized history of how the tiny nation of Asstoria fought for and won their independence from Britain in the 13th century, led by their indomitable countryman, Brent Butt, aka Buttheart.
His battle cry - 'They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR COMFY CHAIRS!!!"-- Canuck, Feb 15 2015 random, halfbakery