Product: Smoke Alarm
Butz Choquin Smith and Wesson Pipe   (+5, -2)  [vote for, against]
enjoy your last smoke, over and over again

Not many folk smoke a pipe these days, but the idea still entered my head, and what can I do?

This is a marriage of convenience between Butz Choquin, the famous French pipe maker (for no other reason than I like the name so much - see link) and Smith and Wesson. (for the same reason) I may of course suggest the proposal to a range of partners and see who takes it up first.

Basically it's a pipe in the shape of six-shooter pistol, so that it looks like you are about to shoot yourself every time you draw smoke from it.

There is probably a feature on it for pre-loading tobacco slugs in the chambers, then lighting it by repeatedly cocking the hammer, as the trigger is squeezed, while sucking air and smoke down the barrel.
-- xenzag, Sep 15 2011

Butz Choquin http://www.uktobacc..._Choquin_Pipes.html
ahhhhhhhh!!! [xenzag, Sep 15 2011]

Baked over and over http://www.google.n...0l234l687l2.2.1l5l0
It was so obvious this would exist, do you have an alterior motive? [zeno, Sep 16 2011]

A perfect compliment to the novelty six-shooter lighter!
-- Alterother, Sep 16 2011


To avoid mishaps, better label the real Smith & Wesson "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
-- mouseposture, Sep 17 2011


Only one of those pics comes close, (second image) and you would have to use it upside down. It also does not feature chambered cartridges of tobacco. I always search before posting.
-- xenzag, Sep 17 2011


But do you search in Dutch?
-- mouseposture, Sep 17 2011


I even searched in Broccoli!
-- xenzag, Sep 17 2011


Yeah, but you're smoking, right? So it's like you're not already doing that? Granted, it's more likely to be a slow and agonizing death rather than a quick one, but the addition of the pistol theme seems redundant.
-- Ander, Sep 19 2011


//it's more likely to be a slow and agonizing death//

I find life slow and sometimes agonizing (one way or another), so what's the difference?
-- not_morrison_rm, Sep 20 2011


You could modify a real Smith and Wesson with parts from a real Butz Choquin to make this.

*warning, the gunpipe is not recommended for use as a gun, or a pipe. manufacturer waves all liability for gun or pipe related incidents resulting from the use of the Smith and Choquin gunpipe.
-- DIYMatt, Sep 21 2011



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