Other: Religion: Ritual
Call Nuns   (+6, -7)  [vote for, against]
Say a little prayer...

In these times of rampant agnosticism we've all had those moments of doubt when only the soothing comforts of a 'little sister of mercy' will do. Available in the comfort of your home, office or hotel suite 24 hours a day.
-- key-aero, Jul 27 2001

This could be the start of whole new section - Tele-Theology!
-- Aristotle, Jul 27 2001


[Aristotle], I think you're missing something... "Call Girls" is not another name for phone dispatchers.
-- jutta, Jul 27 2001


So this has nothing to do with a yodelling Julie Andrews or a Rapid Response Heresy Taskforce?
-- Aristotle, Jul 27 2001


I like Aristotle's version better.
-- beauxeault, Jul 27 2001


easy to implement - just give the flying nun a cellphone
-- quarterbaker, Jul 27 2001


Soothing, key-aero? Comfort? These aren't the terms I'd use in combination with the word "nun".

Sorry, but this Catholic-school survivor doesn't buy it. If a nun came to my door, I'd make sure it was bolted, and stay absolutely still until she skulked off to the aid of the next hapless sinner ...
-- 1percent, Jul 27 2001


I thought you were at the very least, a rampant agnostic, Shipmate
-- thumbwax, Aug 09 2002


True, they would comfort. But who would you turn to when your birth control ran out?
-- Pug, Sep 25 2002


this is true, they have a "dial a prayer" hotline in the USA
-- Arcanus, Nov 14 2008


I suspect that a number of services can send over more comforting women with the right outfits...
-- ye_river_xiv, Feb 28 2010


[ye_river_xiv] Yes, I've seen photos* of prostitutes dressed as nuns in the Ginza (streetwalkers, though, not call girls). Apparently a fetish among sararimen.

*Years ago, in a course on Japanese culture, I hasten to add. Embarrasment prevents me finding and posting a link.
-- mouseposture, Feb 28 2010



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