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Calvinball Contracts   (+12)  [vote for, against]
In the spirit of Poetic Legalese

Legal contracts written and negotiated according to the rules of Calvinball.

to illustrate:

Whereas the party of the first part (SMARTYPANTS) shall henceforth be known as "EL SUPREMIO ------------------ MAGNIFICENTE" until the end of time or until the scuzzzy | HOME BASE | party of the second part (BILIOUS FOOL) counts to eleventy------------------ -fifteen backwards from seven gazillion and six, by twenty-sevens (or by forty-ones when under DOUBLEBUBBLE BONUS restrictions), whichever comes first (or second, if the sum of the scores of all parties is a prime number), let it therefore be resolved that,

1. The first party shall supply to the second party such resources as necessary to >>>INFINITY ZONE!<<< (all provisions currently in effect are now divided by zero!).

2. In the event that...

(and so forth)

I tried to draw in a map to a pirate's treasure, with the trail leading all through the text, but was thwarted by the fact that I can't use multiple blank spaces. Oh well. You get the idea.
-- beauxeault, May 01 2002

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the idea that inspired this one [beauxeault, May 01 2002, last modified Oct 17 2004]

Wow. I'd love to go to the infinity zone.
-- salachair, May 01 2002

Not too far away from how it's really done. Everything is negotiable...

The party of the second part does not agree to the contract as it does not adhere to the French language TPPCPPC poetry requirements as stipulated in his own mind...
-- RayfordSteele, May 01 2002

There aint no sanity clause!
-- calum, May 01 2002

But there is a Sorta Claus.
-- phoenix, May 01 2002

damn! how am i supposed to find the tresure without a map!
-- i-Mer, May 02 2002

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