Since Canadian athletes have done such a lousy job so far at the Olympics I propose we have games we stand a chance of winning.

The carpet trip: measure the distance from the edge of the carpet to where the foot lands.

2 metre belly-flop:biggest spalsh wins.Contestants 300lbs or more.

Projectile vomiting: drink too much and see who pukes the furthest.

Tim Hortons relay:teams run between donut shops.

Before anyone asks, yes I am a Canadian citizen.Have a nice day eh!
-- python, Aug 22 2004

Upper Class Twit Of The Year http://www.jumpstat...dy/python/twit.html
as if there's anyone who hasn't seen it. [calum, Oct 05 2004]

snowball fights, tobaggon races....I'd enter in those + from another Canuck
-- swimr, Aug 22 2004


At last, us Scottish may be in with a shout of some Gold!!
-- Emi-chan, Aug 22 2004


The Scottish being part of Britain that suits me too then. Ah, victory by proxy. Maybe they could throw in some events that the English would have a shot at. The 100m Apologise perhaps.
-- harderthanjesus, Aug 23 2004


[harderthanjesus] Formation disciplined queueing?
-- dobtabulous, Aug 23 2004


Not Making A Scene - On Floor, Bar and Parallel Rings.
-- harderthanjesus, Aug 23 2004


Scottish events:
100m Deep Frying
Parallel and Asymmetric Chibs
Bawbooting
Shoving your granny aff a bus
Full Contact Strip The Willow.
-- calum, Aug 23 2004


Weight lifting - 12 oz. curls.
-- waugsqueke, Aug 23 2004


12 oz.? Ouch, heavy.
-- Machiavelli, Aug 23 2004


Also, Synchronised Drinking - Team event obviously.

Verbally insulting innocent bystanders

The pished walk home - Kebab optional.

The possibilities are endless.
-- Emi-chan, Aug 23 2004



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