Food: Cookie
Candy-bar Cookie   (+4, -1)  [vote for, against]

A cookie that's the length and width of a Hershey bar, is rectangular when viewed dorsally, and is packaged like a candy bar, but is otherwise identical to a normal-shaped cookie of the same species (E.g., Hydrox, Mystic Mint, Fudge Graham, Girl Scout Thin Mints, chocolate chip, etc.).

[edited on 8/22/08 from "Candy-bar Oreo" to reflect the idea rather than one possible incarnation of it. I hope that's ok. Also changed category.]
-- bnip, Aug 20 2008

Bourbon Biscuit http://www.nicecupo...evious.php3?item=16
An absoulte classic. Not as big as your proposed Oblong Oreo, but a quality sweetmeat nonetheless. [Jinbish, Aug 20 2008]

Existing product "Oreo Granola Bar"
Granola? Really? [jutta, Aug 20 2008]

Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar http://www.taquitos...php?snack_code=2745
[tatterdemalion, Aug 21 2008]

Make it a Hydrox and you've got a deal.
-- JakePatterson, Aug 20 2008

I can't believe there's an Oreo category.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 20 2008

pet peeve: Hydrox as a name for a cookie. Makes me think of some household cleaning product.
-- bnip, Aug 20 2008

I wanna say "meh", but then I realize this would make for a much better dunking experience. [+]
-- Noexit, Aug 21 2008

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