Science: Biology
Celebrity Egg Bank   (+2)  [vote for, against]

A place one can go to buy eggs/sperm of the famous person of their choosing, Lets us ordinary people have a baby with the person they care about without any need for physical contact.

Creepy I know. I don't even have a favourite celebrity in mind.
-- bob, Mar 16 2014

My Uncle Oswald http://en.wikipedia...iki/My_Uncle_Oswald
[spidermother, Mar 20 2014]

Oh but the paternity suits would be flying wouldn't they?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 16 2014

Ah, we're ready for extinction now, I believe.
-- Custardguts, Mar 16 2014

A family consisting of children sired from the cast of the Brady Bunch, or Star trek or Wars. Your own Seinfeld episode, a six pack of late night talk show hosts. or the circus carnival freak show.

The Budweiser Clydesdale s ?
-- popbottle, Mar 18 2014

No, the more likely outcome is an entire generation of Bieber-spawn to mothers aged 14-18.

We should not do anything to further facilitate our society's obsession with Celebrity worship. It's bad enough as is.
-- Custardguts, Mar 18 2014

Restrict the choice to celebrity physicists, then?

No, that's jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire. (A very small pan, and it's actually just a candle.)

OK. Try again. Celebrity humanitarians.

Nice idea, only there would be no demand at all for the gametes.

Well I give up then.
-- skoomphemph, Mar 18 2014

The kids will think their name was "Son-I-expect-FAR- more-from-you"
-- sophocles, Mar 20 2014

random, halfbakery