The annoying noise and wasted space of many shredders around an office when you can just dump your papers down a chute to a monster shredder in the basement. No waiting or having to feed it only 5 papers at a time.
-- sartep, Jul 07 2004

My (large, open-plan) office has bins for secure waste placed at intervals around the room, which are emptied regularly, the contents taken away for shredding. Halfway there.
-- angel, Jul 07 2004


Office goat?
-- FarmerJohn, Jul 07 2004


ditto angel.
-- DrBob, Jul 07 2004


You don't work in my office do you? Coz that would be *too* much.
-- angel, Jul 07 2004


I have that as well angel.
I'm sat in the corner under the big greek flag...
-- MikeOliver, Jul 07 2004


Like the 'Memory Holes' in Orwell's 1984.
-- oneoffdave, Jul 07 2004


//I have that as well angel.//
What, [DrBob] in your office?
-- angel, Jul 07 2004


Perhaps! What does he look like!
-- MikeOliver, Jul 07 2004


He's the busy looking one who does all the work in the office whilst you lot muck around on the 'bakery all day.
-- DrBob, Jul 07 2004


I thought that the point was to watch the paper disappear?
-- gnomethang, Jul 07 2004


Monsters, Inc. had that.
-- jutta, Jul 07 2004


Be hard to get those handy shreds to decorate absent officemate's cubes . . .
-- boulanger, Jul 07 2004



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