Your government issue BT37 helmet cover made of heavy duty, absorbent canvas is covered with a coating of sticky seeds. Attach it to the helmet and wear in a lukewarm shower before shipping out. Spray with water twice daily and the greens will sprout within 3 – 5 days. Covering the helmet with a clear plastic bag will speed the process.

A full growth of chia, basil and grasses giving a superior camouflage should be achieved by the time you get to the front. The edible herbs will also spice up combat rations. Terminate misting for imminent service in arid regions.
-- FarmerJohn, Oct 30 2004

I was surprised to find this oldie, http://www.halfbake...Flower-Power_20Suit
makes my Living Hat obsolete too [dentworth, Oct 30 2004]

[Dentworth]'s link of something [Jutta] found a while ago. http://wwwuk.kodak....hotosGrassBus.shtml
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 30 2004]

I thought we had a chia hat once on the HB
-- dentworth, Oct 30 2004


Suggest tobacco plants - much more attractive than the foil-pack Marlboros that seem the current standard issue.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Oct 30 2004


Oh look, Jonathan in firearms has his cut with two basil blooms on either side - and what with the ball next week, i just want to make an impression you know? So. Let's start with some fertilizer here on the top and try a little pruning on the sides.
-- benfrost, Oct 30 2004


<Spaceballs quote> "I bet she gives great helmet."
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 30 2004


[2fries] links to [dentworth]' s link to [Jutta']s link to Flower Power , sheesh...
-- dentworth, Oct 30 2004



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