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Public: Pedestrian Crossing
Chicken Crossing   (+25, -2)  [vote for, against]

A large person in a bright yellow chicken suit will escort you safely across the road at a number of busy junctions. You may question him/her as to their motives on the way over.
-- xenzag, May 23 2009

Motorist response. http://s68.photobuc...ivingthebigbird.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 25 2009]

A different kind of lollypop chicken. http://www.marrybro...a.com/lollypop.html
[zen_tom, May 26 2009]

Get the answer in the FREE phone game developed by yours truly's company http://wap.cellufun.com/games.asp?g=ag
Why Chicken Why [theircompetitor, May 27 2009]

Youtube: Presentation by Armando http://www.youtube....watch?v=Sb1aQVpT-60
Tangental (by which I mean almost completely unrelated) response to up_on_cloud_nine's chicken/powerpoint themed link [zen_tom, May 27 2009]

oh dear, would a seriously perverted person own up to their strangeness?

do you have to pay?

hee hee, I have been accused elsewhere of donning a duck suit.
-- po, May 23 2009


//do you have to pay?// ...you risk a peck on the head with a heavy beak.
-- xenzag, May 23 2009


ckickens - forgot sarcastic comment as pc failed to perform.
-- po, May 23 2009


But why, [xenzag]? Why does the chicken do it? [+]

I love this. In my world, this already happens.
-- MikeD, May 23 2009


[+] should definately become the new uniform for Lollipop People - just as high vis, more padding for reducing collision damage, more fun for children, and more philosophically correct
-- MadnessInMyMethod, May 25 2009


crossing Sesame Street wheres big bird ?
-- 100 percent, May 25 2009


I'm going to give this a go.

I live near a road that leads to a farm.
-- skinflaps, May 25 2009


But the chicken isn't actually crossing the road - like a Zenoesque torto-chicken, it only ever gets halfway across. Questioning its motives might result in a philosophical treatise on the irreducibility of time and distance.
As to its motives, being a Lollypop Chicken beats ending up as lollypop chicken (see link)
-- zen_tom, May 26 2009


I would sooo love to cross the road at the chicken crossing...
In a fox suit.
-- Jinbish, May 26 2009


+ hehe and all the time telling *why did the chicken cross the road* jokes??
-- xandram, May 27 2009



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