Sport: Racing: Animal
Chicken Tractor Racing   (+3)  [vote for, against]
Race between two 100 bird flocks housed in Chicken Tractors

How you are gonna harness 100 pullets and get them all to pull /push in the same direction ?
-- popbottle, Jun 12 2015

Chicken tractor vids. https://www.google....en+tractors&tbm=vid
The first to fresh grass wins ? [popbottle, Jun 12 2015]

A fox. Put the fox at the back; all the birds run away.
-- 8th of 7, Jun 12 2015


circular tractor, one side draped so's the chickens can't see anything in that direction (like grass or bugs, etc)
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 12 2015


Breed giant chickens, the size of T. Rex ? Plenty of power and speed, plus massive eggs as a side effect.

You'd need to feed them oil, though, otherwise your Big Hens might sieze up ...
-- 8th of 7, Jun 12 2015


It's been said before, but Skinner was training pigeons to peck coordinates inside guided missiles. It seems pigeons don't have a clear sense of direction, much like foxes and chickens being thusly chased.
-- 4and20, Jun 12 2015


Chook = Aussie slang for "chicken." Also, "chookie."
-- popbottle, Jun 12 2015


[+] Great!!! ROTFL
-- pashute, Jun 15 2015



random, halfbakery