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Chromosomal Surnames   (+8)  [vote for, against]
Name the chromosomes, not the child

Different cultures have different practices when it comes to assigning middle names. I don't know the history behind any of it so I won't pretend like I do, but none of that actually matters now that I've invented a better system. Instead of naming the individual child, names are given to the sex chromosomes (X and Y) and the child takes the name of the chromosomes. A child's paternal surname is that of the chromosome which he received from the father, while his or her maternal surname (or middle name, optionally hyphenated) is derived similarly from the mother.

The Y-chromosome is transmitted patrilinearly, so a son receives his father's paternal surname. Likewise, a daughter receives her father's X-chromosome, so her father's maternal surname becomes her paternal surname. Assigning the middle name is a bit trickier. A child receives one of his or her mother's X-chromosomes, so his or her middle name will be one of his or her mother's surnames. Deducing this requires some kind of genetic analysis, but such a procedure is easily affordable these days.

Of course, parents are free to tack on extra names for whatever ceremonial reason, but these two surnames plus the given name will serve as the individual's legal name when genetic screening becomes mandatory and we move further towards Orwellian Utopia.
-- Cuit_au_Four, May 05 2017

Personal numbers as names Personal_20Numbers_20As_20Names
Official names which reveal nothing about prejudicial characteristics [nineteenthly, May 05 2017]

Bioenergetic Constraints on the Evolution of Complex Life http://cshperspecti...nt/6/5/a015982.full
includes - why mitochondria still have a genome. [Loris, May 11 2017]

Now, you might be asking, "What about recombination between maternal X-chromosomes?"
-- Cuit_au_Four, May 05 2017


Effectively this is what we did, in a sense (about to use bits of our real names BTW, perhaps unwisely). The old username [grayure] is formed from our surnames, which I later changed because it meant there'd been two people posting under one username, so [nineteently] is just me. Our daughter's surname is Gray and our son's is Ure. The same applies back up my family tree. However, I wouldn't say it was X and Y so much as mitochondrial and Y. Also, there would be a major misgendering issue for some people.

I think people should only be given serial numbers and have no other official name. I'll post a link in a second.
-- nineteenthly, May 05 2017


// people should only be given serial numbers and have no other official name. //

<Unfurls large "VOTE FOR NINTEENTHLY" banner>
-- 8th of 7, May 05 2017


Ta muchly [8th of 7], you are my poster child.
-- nineteenthly, May 05 2017


//Now, you might be asking, "What about recombination between maternal X-chromosomes?"//

But the solution is obvious.
Y chromosomes are pretty short and boring and basically don't recombine much, so a single short name will suffice.
X chromosomes are a decent length and carry a number of interesting genes. And they recombine in every female generation. So we we give X chromosomes a long name based on a series of combinable phonemes (or alternatively a number of concatenated short names, each from a unique list). Then when a baby is born we simply need to sequence or fingerprint its X chromosome to determine its maternal name.

This has the fringe benefit that we can circumvent the protracted gender naming issue (Mr vs Miss, Mrs, Ms, Miz etc).
Boys have a long and a short name, girls have two long names.
Turner syndrome girls have one long name, Trisomy X girls have three long names. Klinefelter syndrome boys have two long names and a short name, and XYY boys have a long name and a repeated short name.
-- Loris, May 05 2017


Okay, this is my gender-neural take on that: name people after the autosomes. Those vary in the same way as the X chromosome and there's more to identity than gender. Why not just forget the gender and use a checksum-based version of the genome to name people?

But I still maintain I want numbers, not names.
-- nineteenthly, May 05 2017


Since I've done the 23andme analysis -- which held some cool surprises, I did discover that I had a number of direct descendant relatives on a haplogroup, that was kind of cool. Hopefully they won't ask for any money.
-- theircompetitor, May 05 2017


Don't worry, chimpanzees consistently choose cigarettes, beer, chocolate and bananas over negotiable currency.

But when they visit, it will be a wise precaution to remove the radio antenna and windscreen wipers from your vehicles.
-- 8th of 7, May 05 2017


The genes associated with mitochondria are responsible for the energy-production that mitochondria do. Those genes are transmitted purely matrilinearly (via the ovum).
-- Vernon, May 05 2017


<Holden>

"Describe, in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about... your mitochondria."

</Holden>
-- 8th of 7, May 05 2017


//The genes associated with mitochondria are responsible for the energy-production that mitochondria do.// Yes and no. Literally yes, but most mitochondrial proteins are encoded by nuclear genes (can't remember if the mRNA gets imported for translation in the mitochondrion; or if the proteins are imported from the cytosol - I think it's the latter). Evolution is gradually moving genes from the old bacterial genome in the mitochondrion, into the chromosomes where they're safer. In a few hundred million years, they'll all be in the nucleus and the mitochondrion will lose its genome completely.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 05 2017


Careless. Should put them in a tea caddy and hide them under the mattress ... they'd be safe there.
-- 8th of 7, May 05 2017


//put them in a tea caddy// Interestingly, if you took all the mitochondrial DNA in a cat and laid it out in a straight line, the cat would die.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 05 2017


<sound of Borg Collective dispersing in all directions in search of a live cat>

<sound of feline yowling, blender noises and gleeful cackling>

You're right ! It stretches quite a long way, too ....
-- 8th of 7, May 05 2017


[Vernon]//The genes associated with mitochondria are responsible for the energy-production that mitochondria do.// [Max]//Yes and no. ...[comments]...//

//The genes associated with mitochondria are responsible for the energy-production that mitochondria do. Those genes are transmitted purely matrilinearly (via the ovum).//

I'm not entirely clear on why Vernon said that. My best guess is that it's in response to: //...Our daughter's surname is Gray and our son's is Ure. The same applies back up my family tree. However, I wouldn't say it was X and Y so much as mitochondrial and Y. //

Which looks perfectly fine to me.
...although of course there is the occasional nonmaternal exception.

//In a few hundred million years, they'll all be in the nucleus and the mitochondrion will lose its genome completely.//

I went to an interesting talk a while back which would suggest not. As I understood it, the regulation of expression of the genes remaining in the mitochondria is critical to avoid radical oxidative death.
-- Loris, May 05 2017


Hmm - that's an interesting point. Certainly having the genes right there in the Mt would allow more immediate regulation in response to mitochondrial parameters.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 05 2017


[Loris], the Idea here is about naming children in a way relating to genetic heredity. I was simply pointing out that part of our genetic heredity is transmitted purely matrilinearly, outside the DNA of cell-nuclei.
-- Vernon, May 05 2017


Genes!

Actually you could combine the 10 genes highest interest, then make a version of childs name with that, then people would know a lot about each other from their names. With enough vowels it could sound nice.

Comv'Apab would start off the name of of a person with val val COMT (unreactive, abstract) who had longevity version of APOE-b So you know a part of their personality, along with that they have minimal risk of cardiovascular disease.
-- beanangel, May 06 2017


Why not just use a hash of their complete genome sequence?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 06 2017


//Why not just use a hash of their complete genome sequence?// That, [MB], was a stupid suggestion. For one thing, a single sequencing error would completely change the hash. For another, you couldn't back-compute from the hash to the genome sequence. And for yet another, no two cells in your body have exactly the same sequence, so you might end up naming someone after a scrotal skin cell.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 06 2017


Just run the ion-channel output of an Oxford Nanoporn sequencer direct to audio. It's probably about all that machine's good for.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 06 2017


A perceptual hash would work, though.

I guess that would result in something like using phenotypes as names.
-- notexactly, May 07 2017


//In a few hundred million years, they'll all be in the nucleus and the mitochondrion will lose its genome completely.//

It hasn't happened yet, and it's had a while. If it was an advantage, the generation time and numbers involved with organisms such as yeast would have got there already. In fact it looks like we're at steady state.

//I went to an interesting talk a while back which would suggest not. As I understood it, the regulation of expression of the genes remaining in the mitochondria is critical to avoid radical oxidative death.//

No. Probably not, it makes total sense which is why its almost certainly wrong.

My first thought on why the mito genome was still around was based on the huge variability in demand for oxidative phosphorylation from cell to cell. Take a cardiomyocyte, a heart cell, that's almost ALL mitochondria, working all the time. So they need lots of copies of the proteins that do the oxidative phosphorylation. Great, each mito has 100s of copies so a heart cell has 20,000 or so mitochondrial chromosomes, whereas an epithelial cell that's just sort of sitting about, has a few hundred.

At this point I thought "fine, that's the answer, change the copy number of mitos and their genomes and you can scale expression by thousands of fold to meet the wide range of bioenergetic demands that different cells and tissues have (there's a type of cell that lives in the intervertebral discs that have no mitochondria, they're weird) all while getting away with only one nucleus. It would be a real pain to have an extra 20,000 copies of the oxidative phosphorylation genes in the nucleus of every cell just in case one decides to be a heart cell"

Except that's wrong-headed Friday night thinking. Monday morning thinking suggests that the protein COMPLEXES involved in mitochondrial oxidative phosphorylation are a mix, derived from both the mito and nuclear genome. So the nucleus can clearly supply the necessary amount of proteins to keep up with the demands of even a cardiomyocyte.

My next clever thought was "ah, but the proteins coming from the mito genome are enriched in those weird, dangerous iron sulphur complexed things, I bet they're damaged, degraded and replaced at 10-100 times the rate of the proteins from the nucleus, so you need local enrichment of genes to keep up! we're back to that lovely scaling idea I had!"

Nope. Proteins within the same complexes degrade at the same rate independent of their chromosomal origin.

So, my not disproved yet theory is that the mitochondria represent a population within a cell. As such, they're subject to natural selection (enhanced significantly by the cell's degradation machinery) and evolution at a rate independent of the rest of the cell/organism. You don't need all of the genes in the mitochondria to do this. Just a representative smattering from each important complex.

With that, the environment runs selection/evolution in nested layers population> organism> cell> organelle. In response to selected environments, the organism can adapt faster than should be possible. Even in humans the mitochondria show evidence of this, central Africans have tightly coupled non-leaky mitochondria, efficient ATP generators. Northern populations have slacker leakier mitos, since a little heat generation is an advantage. Would be fun to look at the people who go work in Antarctica, since their calorie expenditure jumps up just because of the cold.
-- bs0u0155, May 08 2017


You know, [bs], you should take up this biology malarkey professionally.

The idea of mitochondria evolving as a subpopulation within, yet quasi-independently of, the cell is intriguing. It's interesting especially because the environment of each population of mitochondria is limited to one cell (or a few generations of cells), so there's the potential for independent evolutionary trajectories in each cell or in each cell type. Of course there's then a population bottleneck every time the host human reproduces, so you'd expect to have a sort of recurring (on human generational timescales) mitochondrial evolution.

What would be really, really cool would be to sequence mitochondria from the oocyte (or, perhaps easier, from the first or second polar body, if they contain any), and then sequence single mitochondria from multiple tissues in the same individual as they grew up. It would probably need a whole-body biopsy to get really complete data, but you can't make an omelette etc.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 08 2017


I considered using the mitochondrial chromosome instead of the X chromosome to record maternal lineage. This has the advantage of removing the requirement for genetic testing to determine the surname, but it also means that girls wouldn't get a paternal surname. Provided we kept at it long enough, another feature of doing it this way is that there would eventually only be two surnames left in existence: those of Mitochondrial Eve and Y-chromosome Adam.
-- Cuit_au_Four, May 08 2017


Also, that is an interesting hypothesis regarding mitochondrial evolution. While some might speculate that this could be a way for the individual to adapt to its environment (over years or decades), what I think you have here is an evolutionary crystal ball that allows the population to see many generations into future based on the performance of the individual. Any evolution that happens inside the environment of the cell over the lifespan of the individual organism is not "saved" to the population, because the only mitochondrial chromosomes that can be passed on to the next generation of organisms are those in the ova of the female. Ova are created during gestation and, as far as I know, they exist from birth until menopause.

This doesn't mean that the evolution that happens over the course of the individual's lifetime is for nought, however. Even though some beneficial mutation that occurs during the lifetime of the individual won't be saved to the population's gene pool, the PROPENSITY for generating that beneficial mutation at some time in the future will be. For example, if some mutation initially manifests itself in the mitochondria of a 6-year-old child's heart cell which then spreads to a significant chunk of his heart so as to substantially alter his reproductive fitness (either beneficially or deleteriously), then the population will know that it is very close to "locking-in" this mutation to the population's gene pool because whatever genotype that exists in the ova of its females is very close to the mutation that manifested itself in the individual. For this to work, (1) the effects of the mutation MUST BE FELT IMMEDIATELY, BEFORE the organism reproduces, and (2) whatever process causes mutations to occur over the lifetime of the individual must also operate when ova divide. Effectively, this mitochondrial evolution mechanism allows the population to put out evolutionary feelers; to try before it buys, as it were.

As a simplified example, say that each female carries 1000 eggs, each adult human has a trillion cells, and every cell in the body has the same number of mitochondria. Then this means that there are about a billion times more mitochondrial replications over the lifetime of the individual than there are during gestation when whatever progenitor cell produces all of the female ova. If it were the case that a super-mitochondrion could automatically identify itself and immediately replace every other mitochondrion within the body of the organism, this would mean that the individual effectively samples mitochondrial evolution one-billion human generations into the future.

Of course, it doesn't work this way; not all mutations in the mitochondrial genome will be equally impactful on the reproductive fitness of the individual organism and this largely depends on where and when the mutation occured. A mutation that occurs during generation of the ova is going to be far more impactful than one that occurs in a scrotal skin stem cell, for example. What you could do though, is to score each mutation by impactfulness as a function of the stage of development where the mutation occurred, the tissue in which it occured, and the mutation itself. By taking the ratio of the aggregate impact-score of all mutations that occur over the lifetime of individual (from zygote until post-reproductive age) to that of all those that occur from ova progenitor cell to ova, you will get the number of human generations of mitochondrial evolution that the individual organism is able to preview.

Theoretically, this scheme need not be restricted to genes that function in the mitochondrion. Any gene whose evolution that the organism wants to accelerate could be sent to the mitochondrial R&D labs for a few million years and then imported when it's improved.
-- Cuit_au_Four, May 08 2017


"And what's your surname?"

"AATAAAGAATCACCGTCTAAATCGT..."

"I'm sorry, how do you spell that again?"
-- Wrongfellow, May 08 2017


//only mitochondrial chromosomes that can be passed on to the next generation of organisms are those in the ova of the female. Ova are created during gestation and, as far as I know, they exist from birth until menopause.//

Whenever I see "exclusively", "only", "ever", "always" my did you realise you're dealing with biology? o-meter goes off the scale. The exclusivity of matrilineal mtDNA inheritance is definitely not a thing <link>. I leaned my lessons in the early days of my molecular biology undergrad when they were still teaching the "central dogma" of DNA > RNA > Protein.

// adapt to its environment (over years or decades)// Hours, potentially. That's how long it takes a few percent lower glucose to start fusing the mito network. Then there's other layers of regulation, mtDNA is subject to epigenetic modification, and there's plenty of evidence that cells donate mitochondria to others. I think if you sequenced a whole lot of mtDNA from a pair of mice and put them in different heat/cold lazy/exercise environments or fed them differently, you'd see a shift, probably reversible.
-- bs0u0155, May 08 2017


//You know, [bs], you should take up this biology malarkey professionally.//

or take the pay increase associated with the same number of hours non-professionally, but where's the fun in that?
-- bs0u0155, May 08 2017


Hmmm. Mitochondrial evolution seems to be the topic of the moment.

////I went to an interesting talk a while back which would suggest not. As I understood it, the regulation of expression of the genes remaining in the mitochondria is critical to avoid radical oxidative death.//
//No. Probably not, it makes total sense which is why its almost certainly wrong.//

I exaggerated for comic effect, but the evidence given in the talk seemed plausible.

//So, my not disproved yet theory is that the mitochondria represent a population within a cell. As such, they're subject to natural selection (enhanced significantly by the cell's degradation machinery) and evolution at a rate independent of the rest of the cell/organism. You don't need all of the genes in the mitochondria to do this.//

I'm not at all convinced by that.
IIRC mitochondria are more prone to mutation, but that's probably for practical reasons, rather than an intended effect. The selection of mitochondria intra-cell is likely all going the 'wrong way'. As a mitochondrion, you probably don't get a pat on the head and told to replicate for doing a good job. And mutations are unlikely to be beneficial at the best of times.

Anyway, I looked up the talk I went to. It was by Dr Nick Lane, and was quite wide-ranging. Title was :"How Deep Evolutionary History can Affect Human Health".
I don't want to go too much into the details of this because I wouldn't do his chain of logic justice, and might get some of it wrong. But he's written several books (which have won awards apparently), as well as scientific papers, so they're an option if you want to get the full description.
Nevertheless, he did mention that he thinks the mitochondrial bottle-neck is deliberate; the idea is to give each offspring a clonal population so that you have a chance of getting a good copy. The ones with dubious versions do badly, but that's better than giving everything a mixture because then selection doesn't get to act on them and your decendants get worse with every generation. For larger multicellular animals, terminating dodgy embryos early is an option.
-- Loris, May 09 2017


I have received my X chromosome..
-- xandram, May 10 2017


//I exaggerated for comic effect, but the evidence given in the talk seemed plausible//

I work in the field of reactive oxygen species/redox and mitochondria and there is a mountain of dreadful science out there. There's also a stack of tired old received wisdom, and an equal amount of knee-jerk reaction from people like me. Anyhow, I don't know the guy. I'll take a look and get back to you, that wont be fast, but it will be good for me, I think every experiment should have at least some interpretation in the context of evolution and selection.

//regulation of expression of the genes remaining in the mitochondria is critical to avoid radical oxidative death.//

uuughhhh I'll see if I can explain briefly while making sense. The large protein complexes (not complex 2) in mitochondria that can produce reactive oxygen species are made of nuclear and mitochondrially derived proteins. So you can regulate the mitos all you like, but the function requires nuclear cooperation. (Conversely a mutation on the nuclear genome of one or several mitochondrial proteins will convey dysfunction on the mitochondria, which is overlooked). So, the big question, which wasn't a question until it began to be answered, is how the two genomes cooperate to get the right protein ratios. There's a recent Nature paper that suggests this is done nucleus>mito and regulated at the translation level.

Anyhow, it's best not to think of mitochondria as reactive oxygen species producers. It's best to think of the cytosol and the mito matrix as environments that are actively maintained in an artificially reduced state. In both environments, there is a sea of reduced glutathione that several sophisticated families of enzymes that mostly keep everything reduced. Next in the chain (there are no antioxidants, just a sliding scale from reducing (food) to oxidizing (oxygen) the difference between those is just like two terminals on a battery that is used to power all the fancy ion pumping we call life) is NADPH. There's a couple of ways this is made in the cytosol, mostly requiring glucose, but the mitochondria pull a trick with a wonderful enzyme called Nicotinamide Nucleotide Transhydrogenase. And the H+ pumping machinery needs to work to power that.

Anyhow, my point is that everything will oxidize horribly, and potentially locally, if you don't maintain it. So "radical oxidative death" is probably better stated as "failure of the active redox management system". I think the retention of the mito genome isn't explained by that, after all, the ER is a complex, necessary organelle with all kinds of fancy redox equipment and ion channels the size of buses and the nucleus manages that just fine.
-- bs0u0155, May 10 2017


//radical oxidative death// That's how I'd like to go. It sounds so spectacular.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 10 2017


[+] Ladies before Gentlemen.
-- wjt, May 11 2017


I have found a paper which has his argument for why mitochondria retain their (residual) genomes: Bioenergetic Constraints on the Evolution of Complex Life (Nick Lane; Cold Spring Harb Perspect Biol 2014;6:a015982)
I will link to it, and quote the relevant part below. It's under the subheading "The Requirement for Core Bioenergetic Genomes"

>" ... Mitochondria never lost their genomes altogether, except when they also lost the capacity for respiration (van der Giezen 2009). Their core genomes invariably encode the same group of membrane-integral respiratory proteins, plus the ribosomal and transfer RNAs needed to express them locally (Gray et al. 2004). The most compelling explanation for the retention of these genes is that because local transcription and translation enable a swift, proportionate response to shifts in substrate availability, oxygen tension, and free-radical leak, maintaining effective coupling of electron flow to ATP synthesis, as argued by the CoRR (co-location for redox regulation) hypothesis (Allen 1993, 2003). Local transcription is indispensable in the mitochondria, but not in other membrane systems such as the endoplasmic reticulum (ER), because the costs and benefits are much greater, while the time window is far shorter. Mitochondrial membrane potential is 150–200 mV, and the membrane is ~5 nm thick, giving a field strength of 30 MV/m, equal to a bolt of lightning. The penalty for losing control over this colossal electrical potential is collapsing ATP availability, high rates of free-radical leak, and cell death. Mitochondrial genes are expressed in response to local (matrix) changes in free-radical leak, which modulate redox-sensitive transcription factors such as mt topoisomerase-1 (Lane 2011b), via oxidation of protein thiols (F Boege, pers. comm.). This can correct for imbalances in electron flow in a matter of minutes, where and when needed, staving off cell death for a little longer. Suffocation at the organism level takes minutes; failure to control respiration in the mitochondria carries an equally swift and lethal penalty."
-- Loris, May 11 2017



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