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Food: Genital
Clitz   (+13, -11)  [vote for, against]

Small, pink and chewy much like normal gum. Racy advertising and sold in the 'edible genital' section of the supermarket or 7-11 with vagina-jam and old man's knobs.
-- benfrost, Jun 12 2001

(???) BonBon Candy http://www.bonbon.d..._ProductGroup=Poser
(Be sure to click "View Products"). The product names curiously aren't translated, but they include "Blonde Brains", "shag" (as in "a good..."), Dog Farts (no, really!), Earwax etc. [Hambone, Apr 29 2002]

Your supermarket has an 'edible genital' section?
-- angel, Jun 12 2001


I worked in porno book/video store once, and I bet this would sell - I used to come up with ideas for sex toys, etc., all the time, they still pop into my head occasionally - it's like a disease - most do not bear public hearing, even in here. Trust me, you don't want to know.
-- whatzabuzz, Jun 12 2001


I hate wrestling with packaging.
Plus, it would stop my gob, kinda lika fishbone.
-- reensure, Jun 12 2001


Rods Tiger: !! Meanwhile, your girlfriend is getting impatient, making sarcastic snorting noises, tapping her fingers, etc.
-- Dog Ed, Jun 12 2001


Aren't these called ChickClitz?
-- phoenix, Jun 12 2001


hahahahahahahahahaha
-- thumbwax, Jun 12 2001


Frosted Pop Tarts will never be the same.
-- thumbwax, Jun 13 2001


What's a clit anyway?
-- Redbrickterrace, Jul 11 2001


It's a mythological beast, Redbrick. Many men have searched for it, few have succeeded
-- Lemon, Jul 11 2001


A bit like those "erogenous zones", hard for us guys to find. I'll check in my atlas, I think they are near the equator.
-- DaveSt, Sep 08 2001


I found one once.. it was in this seedy little bar in New Orleans. I think a gum that reminded me of that night would be good, since so far I'm a complete blank on how I wound up on the Mall lawn, in only tube socks and an innertube. Although, I don't think that us easily suggestible guys really need to equate "chewing" with this particular item, as some girls might find that a bit painful, and retaliate in unspeakable ways....
-- Garou, Jan 04 2002



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