Product: Metaphor
Clueflon   (+7, -2)  [vote for, against]
Amazing new information-age material actually resists clue

The cunning geniuses at CluePont have developed an amazing new material, Clueflon, which is able to resist clue. With Clueflon, clue just won't stick.

When woven into a seven-layer fabric, Clueflon is able to resist penetration of even the highest-bandwidth clue.
-- mleech, Dec 12 2000

I expect you could sythesize such a material from my hair and scalp.
-- centauri, Dec 12 2000


Cue ball, looking much clearer.
-- reensure, Dec 12 2000


I thought the promotion to management already came with a lifetime supply of this.
-- absterge, Dec 13 2000


What?
-- melanerpes, Apr 15 2001


Oh no! [melanerpes] got hit by overspray!
-- phoenix, Jul 27 2001



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