Derivative of everything you care to link to. Insect racing. Laboratory mazes. Miniature golf.

A miniature race course incorporating a series of jumps, water hazards, toy railroad shrubbery, and garishly painted theme park "attractions." A pre-laid trail of dried library paste urges the cockroaches over jumps, through tunnels, and past tiny motels with tacky neon signs. Each cockroach is differentiated from his brethren by a dot of colored paint.

Fire away. That's why it's here.

Hey! It's even baked. See link.
-- brenna, Mar 26 2003

Cockroach Racing http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p2383.htm
Includes the 'Cockroach Steeplechase' therefore completely baked. [DrBob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

(fear of bugs causes snarfyguy to faint dead away)
-- snarfyguy, Mar 26 2003


It really, really scares me that this would have had a neutral score, were it not for my own fishbone.

[snarfy], fear not. These bugs were all baked before they even made it to their tiny racecourse.
-- brenna, Mar 26 2003


I hope you're gonna put cockroach flippers on their backs, just in case.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 26 2003


You would have to be really careful not to trip. *stumble* *squish* "Oops! Ed, you're gonna have to learn not to leave your beer cooler there."
-- maabbott88, Mar 27 2004


I tried that once, but my mom smashed my roach.
-- MikeOxbig, Nov 25 2005



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