A kilt, with large side pockets. Immune to Unintentional Bumcrack Exposure. Cool in summer. Places to put stuff. Durable.

Nothing is worn beneath the kilt .....
-- 8th of 7, Jan 02 2008

dont forget the radiant heating system
-- jhomrighaus, Jan 02 2008


What about the intended consequences ?
-- 8th of 7, Jan 03 2008


Could be easily achieved by means of four, rather than the traditional one, sporran, each positioned at a different point of wearer's personal compass. North the classic purse, East and West as chib holsters and South merely ballast.
-- calum, Jan 03 2008


This might not work for paratroopers.
-- MisterQED, Jan 03 2008


// might not work for paratroopers //

Quite the reverse .... additional braking drag !!
-- 8th of 7, Jan 03 2008


We just KNEW you were going to say that ....
-- 8th of 7, Jan 03 2008


<visualizes UB's paratroopers descending earthward, camo combat kilts billowing, patent-leather combat pumps glistening in the early-morning sunlight. Aaaugh! The horror! The horror!>
-- Canuck, Jan 03 2008


canuck, I'd rather we didn't
-- po, Jan 03 2008


// Aaaugh! The horror! The horror!> // Yeah, it is likely to be the cause of new amendments to the Geneva Convention - cruel and unusual.
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jan 03 2008



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