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Science: Health: Condom
Condom Belt Buckle   (+20, -1)  [vote for, against]
Belt buckle condom case.

Just seems like the right size, and you won't have to try and fit a few in your wallet.
-- Worldgineer, Nov 04 2005

Condom case http://kyledesign.zoovy.com/product/CN
These, but on a belt [Worldgineer, Nov 04 2005]

Steel Condom Cases Inspired by [Weirdo55] [Worldgineer, Nov 04 2005]

Brave New World, chapter 3, color coded (!) http://baylor.chatt...ep/tenthtwobnw.html
"And round her waist she wore a silver-mounted green morocco-surrogate cartridge belt, bulging (for Lenina was not a freemartin) with the regulation supply of contraceptives. [...] "Perfect!" cried Fanny enthusiastically. She could never resist Lenina's charm for long. "And what a perfectly sweet Malthusian belt!"" [jutta, Nov 07 2005]

Here's one, [World]. I'm guessing that it's not exactly your style though. http://www.viciouss...rod=HM-BTTRFLYSKULL
[half, Nov 08 2005]

Now there's a utility belt!

Apparently condom belt pouches exist (they distribute them in Africa), but I couldn't find a picture.
-- DrCurry, Nov 04 2005


Well Batman is always prepared for ANYTHING if he.. can just... reach his... utility belt. WHAM! Now he can handle business. OOOH! BAAM!

This gets my vote.
-- Jscotty, Nov 04 2005


Very handy, and in the appropriate area, too.
-- baconbrain, Nov 05 2005


Already halfbaked by dear old Huxley, A. in Brave New World. Called a Malthusian Belt.
-- squeak, Nov 07 2005


I can just see John Wayne fiddling with this (in a nice way)
-- po, Nov 07 2005


"Say hello to my little friend!" (Oops, wrong actor...)
-- DrCurry, Nov 07 2005


"Condom Belt Buckle" ... huh, I wasn't even aware that they had belts. Are you sure buckles are a good idea?
-- half, Nov 08 2005


or maybe just a belt entirely made of re-enforced tear-away condom packs
-- shinobi, Nov 08 2005


>>Are you sure buckles are a good idea

Lending new meaning to the term "strap one on"?

When I read Brave New World in high school (70's), I thought the Malthusian belt held pills.. but of course not, now that I think about it, the Pill not existing in Huxley's time...

But it's an excellent idea, worthy of further baking; in fact, there's a company waiting to happen. It would also visually indicate that one was looking, equipped and ready to go...
-- smendler, Nov 08 2005


Flashy, [half]. How does one sit wearing that thing?
-- Worldgineer, Nov 08 2005


"Dad let me borrow his belt today.....Hey what's this?.........OH MY GOD!!!!"
-- robbie the rocker, Dec 22 2005



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