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Science: Health: Condom
Constructaceptives   (+16, -6)  [vote for, against]
or condominimums (I can't believe this isn't baked...and sorry in advance, idea receptor is experiencing temporary technical dificulties)

The idea is basically for printed condoms with a construction theme.
-Tape measure, (3/4 scale for the less endowed, 1 1/4 scale for gag gifts and stag-ettes)
-Drill bit
Sledge hammer
Yadda yadda yadda, little tool shaped combo packs in a little tool box, no need for a list, you get the gist, though this idea wouldn't be missed, I hope you won't get too pissed and perhaps a mere product with a twist deserves at most a slap on the wrist.

I SO can't believe this isn't baked.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 05 2008

Dick’s Formalwear custom printed condoms http://www.dicksformalwear.com/10.htm
[borisbarp, May 05 2008]

Durex http://www.durex.co...browser=ok&flash=ok
made from pasta according to [reensure] [xenzag, May 05 2008]

Duros http://en.wikipedia...ki/Duros_%28food%29
Oops! lol This is pasta [reensure, May 05 2008]

Sex isn't supposed to be this immature. [+]
-- daseva, May 05 2008


it won't just remind *her* of all the little jobs you've neglected lately?
-- po, May 05 2008


Take it to Durex right away! +
-- xenzag, May 05 2008


Isn't Durex a pasta company?
-- reensure, May 05 2008


//Isn't Durex a pasta company?// NOW he tells me!
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 05 2008


penne or macaroni sir?
-- hippo, May 06 2008


+ hehe, does anyone get a *pencil*?
-- xandram, May 06 2008


Would they come in various "Screw" sizes and shapes?
-- Blisterbob, May 07 2008


//it won't just remind *her* of all the little jobs you've neglected lately?//

It opens it up to allow one to neglect some completely new jobs too.

Cute idea. +
-- sartep, May 11 2008


I'd take the one with the measuring tape provide that the ruler started on 6".
-- Jscotty, May 11 2008


Ah, those are in the sales quote kit...with...the pencil...and the cunningualculator
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 11 2008


fcuk.
-- po, May 11 2008



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