Conversation Waffles   (+25, -3)  [vote for, against]
You don't have to wait for Valentine's Day anymore.....

The Conversation Waffle Iron will come with plenty of alphabet letters to express your sentiments. Just insert the letters into the slots provided, be sure to follow the directions. Also available will be the Monogram set, a large Italic style capital letter assortment, for those looking for a personalized waffle.
-- xandram, Nov 21 2005

Essentially the same idea Toastwriter
[ConsulFlaminicus, Nov 21 2005]

A Better Breakfast of Champions Breakfast_20of_20Champions
Two links in one idea. What a link whore. [hidden truths, Nov 21 2005]

(?) Rofl Waffles
Pictures are broken nowadays, but basically it was two waffles with ROFL written on them in black pen. They went for C$65 i believe. [Mrlemonjelly, Nov 22 2005]

The hot ticket would be to include icon options, like the cross, the star of david, yin-yang, etc. Include superhero emblems as well like the Superman logo. Truly the breakfast of champions.
-- tourist, Nov 21 2005

Imagining "desperate housewife" serving hubby up a plate of "screw you, jerk bastard" waffles to see if he notices. heh +
-- Zuzu, Nov 21 2005

hey, I just made some saying *Merry Christmas*!
-- xandram, Dec 22 2008

I'd like a stroopwafel version.
-- Spacecoyote, Dec 22 2008

Gee, [Spacecoyote], couldn't you have put a warning on that anno? Now I'm all hungry.
-- dbmag9, Dec 24 2008

All those former typesetters can be sure of a job at IHOP in their old age.
-- ryokan, Dec 25 2008

random, halfbakery