Worried about excessive modernization, pragmatism and the intrusion of reality into your left-wing political party ?
Fret no more ... now, BorgCo engineers have developed "Corbynite", a means of straitjacketing the philosophy, policies and ideology of your party in a rigid, unyielding 19th century structure and keeping it totally isolated from any risk of contamination by common sense, realism or practicallity.
Your grouping will be effectively safeguarded from any risk of participation in mainstream politics for the indefinite future.
Be aware that on revival from hibernation, there may be a noticeable delay (of several decades) before the electorate realize that the party is actually still alive.-- 8th of 7, Dec 10 2016 Corbynite https://en.m.wiktio....org/wiki/CorbyniteVeeery strange .... [8th of 7, Dec 10 2016] Floccinaucinihilipilification in Hindi http://dict.hinkhoj...ning-in-hindi.words [not_morrison_rm, Dec 12 2016] Suspect the hand of the Borg in this cat humiliation http://en.rocketnew...ine-hat-collection/ [not_morrison_rm, Dec 12 2016] Particularly unstable in transport (easily shocked: floor space required when on trains), but can be stabilised by absorbent media (diatomaceous earth for preference: more traditional pulped newspaper-based products seem not to accept very much).-- TomP, Dec 11 2016 Hmm, well if the economy is about to tank, then it's better to lose the election, so the other party/ies get the flak for the austerity measures.-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 11 2016 Hey wow..I just found out what floccinaccinorinihilifcation is in Hindi, see link if you really want to.
// I'm disappointed this isn't a press party
'You have to have a party, when you're in a state like this'....as the song goes..-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 12 2016 One more anti-cat product from the Borg...link-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 12 2016 I wanted to mark it for deletion for being a rant, but then I realized it would be a rant against any of several political parties. Furthermore my own political biases keep me from giving it fair judgement. so: [+]rant-- Voice, Dec 12 2016 A remarkable link [nm_rm]. I left the page knowing less than when I entered it.-- Voice, Dec 12 2016 ^No additional charge.-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 13 2016 random, halfbakery