Public: Utility
Crotchrocket Rollercoaster Roads   (+3)  [vote for, against]
For when the highway beckons

There is an inescapable tension created between the desires of the owners of powerful motorcycles and the tortoise-like road speeds allowable.

In order to meet this need, and to segregate the vulnerable bikers from the inattentive, texting-while-driving crowd, an amazing public sculpture of fast sweeping turns, banked hill climbs and the occasional straightaway turns your motorcycle commute into a thrill ride to rival Isle Of Man, Laguna Seca, Phillip Island or Cadwell Park, will run along selected major routes worldwide, to satiate the adrenaline junkies' need for speed.
-- UnaBubba, Jun 15 2023

Not sure I understand. Will the user be moving along sanctioned roadways or is this a sort of moto-treadmill that moves in 3D?
-- whatrock, Jun 16 2023


Sounds like a spectacular way to hasten evolution along, too!
-- Ander, Jun 16 2023


CrotchRocket RollerCoaster Roads™: a fun designation sign to post on forgotten roads in rusty-dustbelt USA (such as I-95 <grin>), and most secondary roads in Canada.

Crack teams of out-of-work Engineers liberate heavy equipment and 'patch roads' to create the eventually cross-continent CRRCR--which locals will pronounce 'cracker' (coincidentally who mostly uses these roads, and also the sound bones and fibreglass make during inevitable crashes/explosions).
-- Sgt Teacup, Jun 16 2023



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