Food: Pastry
Crumble Crumble   (+12, -5)  [vote for, against]
Say goodbye to the fruit...

Many people would agree that the best part of a fruit crumble is the crumble, which when mixed with a nice dollop warm custard is divine. The fruit is simply there for variety and interest. Why, I ask, can't we have a crumble crumble, consisting of pure crumbley heaven? Sounds like a good idea to me.
-- chard, Oct 13 2002

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by wagster [calum, Jan 12 2007]

Is this a recipe? <Thinking>
-- BinaryCookies, Oct 13 2002


You can make your crumble anyway you want. Why is this an idea?
-- blissmiss, Oct 13 2002


crumble = flour + lard + sugar. not really anything to get excited about. now lemon meringue pie!
-- po, Oct 13 2002


thats cookie, Rods.
-- po, Oct 13 2002


Too many cookies spoil the crumble.
-- FarmerJohn, Oct 14 2002


And too many broths spoil the cook.

Crumble crumble? Yumble yumble. Croissant.
-- egbert, Oct 14 2002


Mmm!
-- DrBob, Oct 14 2002


I prefer chocolate cake. But only if there's no lasagne.
-- lewisgirl, Oct 14 2002


Yes please, and a piece of chocolate cake without lasagne and a chocolate-covered crumble and some cheesecake.
-- FarmerJohn, Oct 14 2002


What's all this crumbling about?
-- blissmiss, Oct 14 2002


One sugar, please. No milk. Or water. Or tea.

FarmerJohn has hit the nail on the head there, i.e. fruit does get in the way of a good cheesecake. It also spoils an otherwise delicious trifle, and positively ruins the most delectable of upside-down cakes. Down with fruit. Now if only everything was toffee flavoured...
-- egbert, Oct 14 2002


// flour + lard + sugar. not really anything to get excited about //

I beg to differ. But indeed. lemon meringue pie made with Hooch is quite delightful.

Croissant for you, chard.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 14 2002


Yummy! I'll have some, here I'll give you a croissant in exchange.

Rods, I'd prefer coffee if you don't mind.
-- madradish, Oct 15 2002


I agree, the fruit is not necessarily the star ingredient in crumbles - but I don't think you could enjoy crumble crumble entirely on its own - it needs something, fruit, cream, custard - it doesn't matter. I'm wondering whether there is such a thing as a custard crumble. Could be quite nice.
-- zen_tom, Jan 12 2007


ehh...it today's world of dangerously high GI diets, I think this would just add to the diabetes pandemic already taking over the west. so no. no crumble crumble for me....none. not even a crumb.
-- shinobi, Jan 12 2007


ehh...in today's world of dangerously high GI diets, I think this would just add to the diabetes pandemic already taking over the west. so no. no crumble crumble for me....none. not even a crumb.
-- shinobi, Jan 12 2007


<Similar Idea> I know a guy whos lunch consists of a soft roll with a cornbread filling </SI>
-- jtp, Jan 12 2007


Would that be the esteemed wagster, [jtp]? See link.
-- calum, Jan 12 2007


//I'm wondering whether there is such a thing as a custard crumble. Could be quite nice.//

Poor man's custard crumble:

1. Empty a packet or two of custard cream biscuits into a plastic bag. Tie bag.

2. Pick up bag. Smash bag against table. Repeat until contents of bag are suitably crumbly.

3. Untie bag. Pour contents of bag into bowl. Enjoy.
-- imaginality, Jan 12 2007


Yes. And cheesecake. Infact forget the crumble or the crumble crumble and just give me cheesecake and a spoon.. Soon to be followed by a diabetic coma, but i'm willing to cross that bridge when it comes.
-- deoxyribonucleic, Jan 12 2007



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