Product: Alarm Clock: Extreme
Cthulhu Alarm Clock   (+7)  [vote for, against]
Get up quick!

Featuring Squishy tentacles with suckery suckers the Cthulhu alarm clock emits a scream that strikes mortal fear into all manner of being.

The tentacles slap, envelop and attach to stimulate a intense need to get out of bed.

Comes in small medium or large to accommodate any size bed or sleeper.
-- jhomrighaus, Jan 13 2020

A truly horrific way to start your day [+]

Particularly good for students, who are often neatly encompassed by the description "That is not dead that can eternal lie... "
-- 8th of 7, Jan 13 2020

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