Food: Measurement
Curryometer   (+2, -1)  [vote for, against]
How hot is that curry?

A pocket-size tool, complete with a probe and an LCD screen. Poke it into food, and it will give both the temperature of it, and how spicy it is. Readouts range from "Call that a curry?" to "Seriously, you'd regret it in the morning".
-- david_scothern, Jul 28 2004

Test Subject
may give false negative [Laughs Last, Oct 05 2004]

Heh, my fahl has melted my tool.
-- skinflaps, Jul 28 2004

You'll regret that in the morning...
-- david_scothern, Jul 28 2004

At the top end, the screen displays "Argh, dip me in the yoghurt..."
-- david_scothern, Jul 28 2004

So this doesn't measure DrCurry's mood?
-- krelnik, Jul 28 2004

Depends on where you stick it.
-- Worldgineer, Jul 28 2004

And what it's been stuck in previously.
-- Worldgineer, Jul 28 2004

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