Culture: Music: Style
DIY Vocal Fry Subwoofization   (-2)  [vote for, against]
To avoid a war between the sexes

Have people call each other from their cell phones on speaker in a bathroom so the high pitches of the cell speakers can be tuned to resonate with the wavelength of the room to create vocal fry subwoofage.

This will spawn a competitive marketplace of vocal fry artists who merge vocal fry art with meditative sexual yoga. Hot young bitchy vocal fry artists can then talk to the judge.
-- JesusHChrist, Sep 26 2017

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