A pin you wear on your shirt, with a recording of Darth Vader saying "I find your lack of faith disturbing." If your boss is questioning your work habits or productivity, simply press the button and the voice of Vader emerges, warning your boss that he might be better off letting go of his conscious self and acting on instinct (although that instinct may be to fire you on the spot, so use at your own risk).
Could have multiple bottons on it for selecting multiple Vader phrases. For instance, if an underling does a particularly good job on an assignment, press another button to hear Vader say 'Impressive.... most impressive!"-- 21 Quest, Dec 27 2006 Chad Vader http://www.youtube....watch?v=--fqF9-pOUMVader works in a supermarket [imaginality, Dec 27 2006] "You have failed me for the last time" (sorry)-- Zimmy, Dec 27 2006 Reporter: so, what do you think of your president?
Darth Vader Pin: ... is as clumsy as he is stupid.-- 21 Quest, Dec 27 2006 Autoboner be damned!-- 21 Quest, Dec 27 2006 even Autoboner gets 1 vote.-- po, Dec 27 2006 "Now your failure is complete."-- baconbrain, Dec 28 2006 or a dave chappelle as rick james pen that says "What did the 5 fingers say to the face?" , then a spring loaded hand launches up and slaps him well saying "SLAP!....IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!"....-- rascalraidex, Dec 30 2006 random, halfbakery