This is a pay-for option for those who regret getting vaccinated. The rates are determined by the risk factors which are increased for the general population.
Measles: $12,890,000. To cover treatment of the subsequently infected.
Polio: $72,560.000. For iron lungs and podcast training.
Whooping Cough/Diphtheria/pertussis/tetanus Triple vaccine: $l67,540.000. Those wishing to forego vaccination will not be treated for any conditions if contracted.
Vaccine reversal is also available for the following diseases, $32,450.000 and up: Price for reversal upon request, and after psychological evaluation. Chickenpox (varicella) COVID-19 Dengue Flu (influenza) Hepatitis A Hepatitis B Hib (Haemophilus influenzae type b) HPV (human papillomavirus) Measles Meningococcal Mpox Mumps Pneumococcal Polio (poliomyelitis) Rotavirus RSV (respiratory syncytial virus) Rubella (German measles) Shingles (herpes zoster)
Those wishing to be exposed, for whatever reason, to these viral and bacterial agents voluntarily should contact the CDC.
If you blame your parents: $3200 un-do for all vaccinations. Only once. Irrevocable. No further vaccinations will ever be administered.-- minoradjustments, Jul 29 2025 I just have one question: how?-- 21 Quest, Jul 29 2025 Well, at least it's not in other:general-- normzone, Jul 30 2025 rant and magic [-]-- Voice, Jul 30 2025 Just say no... and mean it. Mandates can be shoved up assets.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 30 2025 Yes, how dare they insist that we drive on the right side of the road, not plumb our toilet water drain into the street, and give up lead-based paint.-- RayfordSteele, Jul 30 2025 Or wear underwear on our faces to prevent the smell of someones farts...... unless seated of course.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 08 2025 ...or changing the dictionary definition of the word Vaccine to remove the word "immunity" and then replace it with the words "helps with", technically rendering Aspirin as a vaccine.
The entire Plandemic was a fucking joke.
Try to prove me wrong.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 09 2025 We should probably switch the subject to illegal immigration... funny how one immediately followed the other.
...almost like it had been planned for a very long time.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 09 2025 //Try to prove me wrong//
I offer in evidence the fact that no- one's laughing.-- pertinax, Aug 09 2025 no- one's?-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 09 2025 No- one at all. (Autocorrect seems to like the space after the hyphen, but not before.)-- pertinax, Aug 09 2025 "no one" is the proper spelling. A hyphen is used to connect two otherwise unrelated words into one. For example a "well-known author" makes one word out of well-known. It can also be correctly used to prevent misreading and bad edits, as in "re-sign" instead of "resign". "no one" (without the hyphen) is already clear. Your auto-correct doesn't like the word "no-one" because it's not a word. When you put a space in between it assumes you're hyphenating between two lines (as done in the old days before word wrap and self-formatting text) or that it's otherwise just a step too high for a spell checker and into the grammar checking domain. The words "no" (not any) and "one" (individual) stand on their own just fine. Like this: No parrot can swim in lava.
tldr: "no-one" is not a word.-- Voice, Aug 09 2025 //No parrot can swim in lava//
Respectfully disagree. Yes, the length of the swim might be short, but let's look at the factors in play here: 1- Parrots can swim and 2- Lava is at least somewhat fluid. Yes, it might not be able to do laps, but is not a flap or two before bursting into flames "swimming"? All that's needed is to have some amount of penetration of the surface and some forward motion to constitute "swimming". Even if it's a half inch in and forward. Now would that just be "slogging" for half a second before exploding? Debatable.
Brief and ill advised, but clearly possible with a lava proof swim shell with cooling and motorized assistance for the wings that WOULD allow it to do laps.-- doctorremulac3, Aug 09 2025 Well yeah... but what about an unladen swallow?
There's a joke in there waiting to be written.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 10 2025 //"no-one" is not a word//
I like hyphens. I have been known to re-home lost-looking punctuation.-- pertinax, Aug 10 2025 It was the gap that through me off.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 10 2025 I know none of you want to hear it but I wasn't lying when I told all of you several times that I get glimpses of things before they happen. I've never tried to monetize it. I've only tried to help.
I don't know what to do. Shit's going south so fast I can't keep up.
Something's gonna give....and soon.
Please.
Please, get your bug-out gear together and grab whatever weapons "they" have allowed you to keep.
...and then make whatever they haven't.
Best of luck my friends.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 10 2025 //Shit's going south so fast I can't keep up//
We know. Don't forget to breathe. And don't be too quick to fire those //whatever weapons//.-- pertinax, Aug 10 2025 You'll see. We're inventive little bastards. Good luck.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 10 2025 Sorry Mr. Fries, I have to disagree. It take years for a giant economy to collapse and while authoritarianism in America is on the rise (from BOTH PARTIES so no one misunderstands and start getting offended) it hasn't reached the point of interesting times yet. America is at least one Sino-American war, a hyperinflation, four patriot acts and two shifts in public awareness away from collapse. And even that will be a slow grinding down, not a sudden "SHTF" style explosion of anarchy.-- Voice, Aug 10 2025 I would like to know the future but only if the writing on the wall is in the form of an original idea.-- sninctown, Aug 11 2025 We’re probably pretty closely aligned on a lot of issues V. For the most part didn’t see a lot there I disagree with.
But also agree it’s probably good to stick with explosions and custard though. Specific issues doesn’t seem to get a lot of trial here, just gets tribal and brings out the trolls which doesn’t do anybody any good.-- doctorremulac3, Aug 11 2025 //It take years for a giant economy to collapse and while authoritarianism in America is on the rise (from BOTH PARTIES so no one misunderstands and start getting offended) it hasn't reached the point of interesting times yet. America is at least one Sino-American war, a hyperinflation, four patriot acts and two shifts in public awareness away from collapse. And even that will be a slow grinding down, not a sudden "SHTF" style explosion of anarchy.//
I'm not talking about America we kept our weapons, I'm talking to my friends in the UK, <later edit> and Australia... basically anything once considered colonial which is now under attack. You guys never should have let them take your guns. Us Canucks are rooting for you though.
Shit's coming to a head. I give it two weeks or so.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 11 2025 // only if the writing on the wall is in the form of an original idea.//
// good to stick with explosions and custard//
Sorry. I'll be less political here.-- Voice, Aug 11 2025 In other threads, top notch halfbakers have lead you to water. They have explained the benefits of drinking water to you. They have pointed to the necessity of hydration for maintaining life, the pleasant fluid nature of water, the composition of cellular structures as having a good amount of water, its cooling effects, and probably its chemical composition. You have yet to actually address any of that in any rational manner. You have just failed to drink and claimed your spider senses are tingling.
Ask your doctor if a mental institution is right for you.
[marked-for-deletion] Magic and simple paranoia.-- RayfordSteele, Aug 11 2025 //Ask your doctor if a mental institution is right for you.//
If we had a choice between loosing the insults or losing them I'd vote for the latter.-- doctorremulac3, Aug 11 2025 Sorry but this discussion has already taken place and everyone, especially the author, knows where it goes.-- RayfordSteele, Aug 11 2025 It goes nowhere because it is not allowed to. I'm not talking about this forum, I mean currently anywhere on this entire planet.
There will soon be a massive social upheaval whereby our democratically elected sell-out traitors re-learn their place as servants of their people.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 12 2025 Two, wait for it... weeks.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 12 2025 Although I am, in general, not very optimistic about how things are going, I doubt that a great revolution is coming on ... {checks watch} ... 26th August 2025. If it happens, I'll be impressed.-- pertinax, Aug 12 2025 Point of order: These prophesies can get muddled after the fact when a similar or not as extreme thing happens. So to be clear, your prediction is for an event or series of events that changes most major economic measures in the UK by at least 50%, will start on or about the end of August 2025, will be easily observable as such by any layman of any political persuasion (for example someone in Canada regardless of why he says it must be happening will say, "yup. That's definitely happening") and its progress will be beyond dispute before September 4th. Employment numbers, consumer spending, and industrial putout will be MASSIVELY different and the change will happen within that time frame. Furthermore you DO NOT reserve the right to reschedule the prediction either before or after its time.
Is this fair?
Please don't take this as mockery. I'm just establishing the ground rules that must be established around any such prophesy and are needed to determine objectively whether it has come to pass.-- Voice, Aug 12 2025 I'll go ahead and put my money on brother 2fries' prediction, it's a win win. Nothing happens, great! Time to celebrate! Shit hits the fan I get to mock and point at the disbelievers as it all burns down.
I'll throw in my downfall of western civilization prediction, it's based on all the civilizations that have collapsed over the past thousands of years that anybody can look up themselves.
Actually... naaa. Not enough exploding custard to hold my interest. And who cares what I think anyway? I'm not sure I care what I think myself.-- doctorremulac3, Aug 12 2025 //a great revolution is coming on ...//
//Is this fair?//
It won't be world-wide, and it won't be over night, but my gut is screaming that a major historic tipping point is just a couple of weeks from occurring, and then things will snowball culminating in some fairly drastic changes to current power bases. The people are pissed.
What that tipping point is remains to be seen.
I accidentally wrote "dairly frastic" and almost left it as is because it's the same type of thing I do when I'm talking.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 12 2025 Okay, would you help me narrow this down to a specific, measurable prediction about which we can say it came to pass or did not?-- Voice, Aug 12 2025 Um, it's going to happen in the UK.It will be a massive response to a specific event.There will be bloodshed.
The event in question was preventable but the way my gut started barking tells me that the window of opportunity for prevention of that potential future closed approximately the same time it started acting up.
Hope that helps. That's all I got.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 12 2025 Can we narrow down "massive"? Because "there will be bloodshed" describes things that happen hundreds of times per day. And the timeline, is it between August 27, 2025 and September 3, 2025? Or is it between now and September 3? Let's say there's a supermarket bombing. Will you claim victory? Or would it take 10 of them? What kind of massive response?
So far there's a much higher chance than you may intend for something so vague to come to pass in the UK. If you want the prophet points you'll have to get more specific.-- Voice, Aug 12 2025 You're already in the middle of a revolution. Great is not the word I would use to describe it.-- RayfordSteele, Aug 12 2025 Can't get a whole lot more specific. In fact stating definitively in the UK might be too specific. Everything over there is one lump sum in my head so lets just say in the general region where my ancestors come from, but I come from English, Russian, German, Belgian, Dutch, Native American stock.
Don't much care to be seen as a prophet. Don't much care to be noticed at all, but you folks caught my attention. I very much like many of you and would like to see the number of you effected minimized or I wouldn't have said anything at all.
If you are in the general vicinity of England, (I'm Canadian so that could be a thousand kilometre diameter), and can hear my voice then... hope for the best while preparing for the worst is the only advice I can give.
If I'm wrong then it's only on me, but if I'm right then maybe some of you will be able to minimize the damage done at least in your own personal circles.
...and then maybe you'll understand that I don't want to be saddled with precognition.It's no fun, and I'm no attention whore.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 12 2025 I get it, fries. It’s weird not wanting to be right. I’ve got all my antennas up and am hoping you are relating brain farts rather than gut feelings. Happens. Not joking.-- minoradjustments, Aug 13 2025 I like how this post is controversial but people are being respectful to each other. Maybe it is the end times. One of 'em anyway.-- doctorremulac3, Aug 13 2025 Frankly I'd like to be less respectful, but this place has lost so many people if about three people leave it won't exist anymore so I'm walking on eggshells. The problem is any theoretical new people will expect it to remain like this, so when I joke around like old times those people will probably leave.-- Voice, Aug 13 2025 So let's just keep it like this. Seems pretty straightforward. There's joking around and disagreement on this post without the vitriol. We can do this.-- doctorremulac3, Aug 13 2025 I am in the general vicinity of England. I think that 2 fries' vibes antennas are maybe correct: the UK vibe right now is absolutely <limmy voice>fucken shocken</limmy voice>: people are tired, fraught, confused, poor and getting angrier with either (a) managerialist politics serving only capital or (b) forrins (depending where on the leftright spectrum they sit). But! 2 fries' vibes antennas are w a y o f f in terms of the outcome of those bad vibes. The body politic has been so atomised by huffing neoliberalism (and latterly, the internet) that there is no coagulating rage-factor of the sort that would bring tanks back to George Square. Yeah, we occasionally get summertime riots (small scale coagulation about forrins or police brutality) but these are weather dependent activities. I think that one of the most incredible things that the internet currently does is generate feelings of community that in turn allow members of those communities to vastly overstate the extent to which their feelings are shared outside the communities (e.g. Kerrydale street). Everyone is mad about something slightly different.-- calum, Aug 13 2025 //Everyone is mad about something slightly different.//
Not me, I whole heartedly 100% support and agree with both sides in any argument, on any subject, and I hate anybody who doesn't. Splitters!-- doctorremulac3, Aug 13 2025 No need to worry about getting any kind of vaccination in America now - haven't they made them all illegal? - great material for South Park. (sniggers)-- xenzag, Aug 13 2025 Ugh. Oh well, it was nice for a minute.-- doctorremulac3, Aug 13 2025 I mean, he has a point. Travel to America has dropped since things became less rational at the borders. So if he takes the piss out of America you could do the same for the land of the machete drive.-- Voice, Aug 13 2025 Devaccination Tourism:
The whole point is that America is the only place on the planet offering Devaccination. Of course our DeV services are offered worldwide to affluent punters who find it adventurous to joust with microbes. USAID offices will be remodeled and reopened as Devaccination Centers, offering 5-star lodging and an astounding selection of Hepatitis B raw bar options in our Shmooze and Looze cocktail lounge. All good, all happy!
And we promise, when they come up with a new disease, disease vector, or vaccine theology, we will be in the forefront with our afterburners howling, hell bent on providing what the people want, and the opposite, if necessary.-- minoradjustments, Aug 13 2025 // allow members of those communities to vastly overstate the extent to which their feelings are shared outside the communities //
But that was already happening before the internet - it's just that no-one [sic] noticed. Example - in left-leaning 1980s North London, I used to hear talk of "what people want" and "how people feel", with reference exclusively to the speakers themselves and their friends, and they simply boggled blankly when confronted with the fact that they weren't winning elections. But then, in right-populist-leaning Portsmouth in the 1990s, I knew a man who would swear blind that conservatives had won the 1987 election with 80% of the popular vote (which they hadn't - not even close).
What the internet has done is to confront these two kinds of people with each other, and neither group has coped well with the encounter.-- pertinax, Aug 13 2025 random, halfbakery