Product: Tissues
Disposable Kazoo Tissues   (+10)  [vote for, against]

Next time you sneeze, grab a disposable kazoo tissue and have a good honk.

Tiny kazoos are embedded into the tissues so that when you blow your nose the tissue resonates with your harmonic sneeze.
-- skinflaps, Dec 22 2004

The kazoo is one of the most underrated instruments ever. The sneeze however...
-- wagster, Dec 22 2004

+. but you don't explain why.
-- benfrost, Dec 22 2004

er..Because if there are several people with sneezing fits, you could start a sneezing kazoo orchestra.
-- skinflaps, Dec 22 2004

//Tiny kazoos are embedded// Bun pending upon renaming these things "carbon fiber nanokazoos."
-- contracts, Dec 22 2004

[contracts] it izz what it izzzzzzzzz. +
-- dentworth, Dec 22 2004

NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just about to post this!

<goes away weeping for lost croissants>*Sob* *Sniffle* <gawflc>
-- DesertFox, Dec 04 2005

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