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Dog Doo MBA   (+9)  [vote for, against]
The Roomba of Doom

A small cylindrical robot that roams the streets sniffing for the characteristic scent of dog poo.

When it finds a fresh pile, a little arm plants a miniature Union flag in the centre.
-- pocmloc, Nov 21 2011

Lovely.
-- calum, Nov 21 2011


Hah!
-- skinflaps, Nov 22 2011


Why cylindrical?
-- DenholmRicshaw, Nov 22 2011


Could use a different flag outside of the UK. Installing a small inkjet printer, and a low-resolution GPS, could allow the unit to be loaded with blank flags.
-- pocmloc, Nov 22 2011


I thought it was going to plant an MBA grad certificate in it.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 22 2011


A warm, steaming bun, just for you. [+] (...if a robot comes along and sticks a flag in it I am definitely changing my recipe...)
-- Grogster, Nov 22 2011


You mean it isn't already?
-- pocmloc, Nov 22 2011


Would be much more useful than some degrees.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 22 2011


I have no degrees, and yet am somehow useful. How did this happen?
-- Alterother, Nov 23 2011


//I have no degrees// Pfui! You have six degrees of separation, don't you?
-- mouseposture, Nov 23 2011


Only from you.
-- Alterother, Nov 23 2011


Heard today on NPR, that thanks to Facebook, that average number has decreased to 4.7.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 23 2011


Who has all the .7s?
-- pocmloc, Nov 25 2011


In that case isn't the original 6 suspiciously precise?
-- pocmloc, Nov 25 2011


// a miniature Union flag in the centre. //

Would not a french tricoleur be infinitely more appropriate ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 25 2011


I always thought that the only thing that ought to be stuck in a fresh dog turd was a lolly stick.
-- gnomethang, Nov 26 2011


I once saw a smoke-emitting tractor-like vehicle called "FIDO", which stood for something something "dog ordure", and was very excited at the idea of a vehicle powered by incineration of dog turds, but was later disillusioned to discover that it simply had a conventional diesel engine and was designed to clean up poo. This is one of the great sadnesses of my life.
-- nineteenthly, Nov 26 2011


ha ha ha ha ha ha [RayfordSteele]
-- nomocrow, Nov 26 2011


// dog puddles //

"Vin Ordinaire" ... ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 26 2011



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