Since 1 human year is about 7 dog years warranties would appear more impressive.

"The Ford Focus now comes with a 35 year*/100,000 mile warranty."

(Bottom of Ad) * dog years

Or the checkout person at Best Buy could state: "Your Walkman is warranted for 1 year. For $10.00 I can extend that to 7 dog years".
-- kamenmann, Jun 27 2003

(?) The old dog http://www.ccc.govt...imals/TheOldDog.asp
[po, Oct 17 2004]

(?) These guys would do this... http://www.halfbake...ards_20Incorporated
[snarfyguy, Oct 17 2004]

by the Nobel winner http://tinyurl.com/jb83
[mrthingy, Oct 17 2004]

Baked by Bastards Incorporated, I'll wager.
-- snarfyguy, Jun 27 2003


Better than Internet Years, at least.
-- DrCurry, Jun 27 2003


Could Britains be paid in "dog pounds"?
-- Overpanic, Jun 27 2003


[kamenmann]: So what you're suggesting is a way for salespersons and advertising to con people (even more than at present)? (-)
-- Cedar Park, Jun 28 2003


You don't look a day over 35 <hushed tone> dog years </hushed tone>
-- FloridaManatee, Jun 28 2003


hahahahhhahahaaha this is really rich this is a WAY good method to make your product look better good thinking ;)
-- bmwrox, Aug 06 2003


The advertising business should get behind this one. I'm surprised they haven't started it yet.
-- NotSoQuick, Sep 06 2003


Hell, why not Pluto years, then...

I'm cool with the plan as long as I can pay in Monopoly money.
-- n-pearson, Sep 07 2003



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