As a variation on the theme, "No Solicitors" should also be available on a doormat.-- Vernon, Dec 26 2016 No Trespassing! http://www.sportsma...6JE66mY8aAprH8P8HAQ [whatrock, Dec 26 2016] 'Oh no, not you again' doormat https://images-na.s...i-YEGnL._SX355_.jpg [not_morrison_rm, Dec 26 2016] Doormat Marked "No Trespassing" http://www.rakuten....rmat/245094197.html [MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 26 2016] Baked.-- whatrock, Dec 26 2016 Why not just leave a dead trespasser on the doorstep? Then you don't even need to buy a mat.-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 26 2016 Just brick up the front door, then no one will bother you again.-- xenzag, Dec 26 2016 Those two links are unnecessarily verbose. All I posted about was a simple "No Trespassing". There's no need for the message to be nasty.-- Vernon, Dec 26 2016 //unnecessarily verbose//
[Vernon], you do realize that the word "verbose" comes from the same root as "Vernon"? The words "pot", "kettle" and "black" spring inexorably to mind at this point.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 26 2016 //unnecessarily verbose// As opposed to necessarily verbose?-- xenzag, Dec 26 2016 A "Trump Lives Here" doormat should deter all normal people, but the downside is that it would attract all kinds of retards, racists, perverts and low life scum.-- xenzag, Dec 26 2016 [xen] is merely hiding her love for Trump behind this facade of vitriol.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 26 2016 This is my benign reaction. The real vitriol is not suitable for a place of delicate personalities like the half bakery.-- xenzag, Dec 26 2016 Doormat should say "Don't tread on me." But that's probably baked just like this idea.-- the porpoise, Dec 26 2016 Very, very, very, little Trespassing-- popbottle, Dec 26 2016 as we forgive those who trespass against us... and may God help those trespass-ish souls. They need it.Amen.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 26 2016 //delicate personalities
Sp. delicate personality disorders.
Of course, I am completely normal.-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 26 2016 random, halfbakery