An online text based driving adventure.
Dozens of other players!
Thrilling encounters with Orcs!
Trolls at toll bridges!
Sundry other exciting features including an exciting dial-up connection phone bill!
Actual Gameplay:
[Type] 'Drive west'
You go west.
An orc is standing in the road blocking your path.
[Type] 'Hit Orc with car'
You hit the Orc with the car.
The Orc dies.
Your fender is bent & smoke is coming from the bonnet.
[Type] 'Pull car over onto hard shoulder'
You stop the car on the hard shoulder?
[Type] 'Phone RAC'
You need a phone to do that.-- Skewed, Sep 20 2021 Drive through artificial mud Drive_20through_20artificial_20mud [Skewed, Sep 26 2021] Motorway services run by elves…-- hippo, Sep 20 2021 Crafting, cook roadkill on your bonnet to make food so you can avoid dodgy encounters with elves.-- Skewed, Sep 20 2021 “You are in a maze of twisty roads, all alike (i.e. Devon)”-- hippo, Sep 20 2021 made for the pun [-] but it still has enough of an idea not to MFD it.-- Voice, Sep 20 2021 Coming soon to a halfbakery terminal near you: Drive-through artificial MFD.-- pocmloc, Sep 21 2021 I am imagining a tied, desperate 20 hour gamer that is trying very hard to get through an impossible stage with his/her team mates, when a flash wormhole opens up allowing a pickup to drive through three quarters of the enemies and leaving, allowing a workable safe passage to the end of the stage.-- wjt, Sep 25 2021 //I am imagining a tied, desperate 20 hour gamer//
I know, sad isn't it, she said she was just going to the shops, I'd already paid for four hours too.
Could you do me a favour & stop staring at me through the window though? pretending you're not by saying you're imagining it isn't fooling anyone you know.-- Skewed, Sep 25 2021 Hmm. I suppose you could do a Mad Max theme ride in an animatronic car with screens showing through all the windows.
I'm calling Shotgun! on driving the truck with the doof warrior on the bonnet.-- Loris, Sep 25 2021 //made for the pun //
Dang you got me, & I thought I'd disguised it so well.-- Skewed, Sep 26 2021 random, halfbakery