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DucK-Tape   (+2, -6)  [vote for, against]
It's waterproof to stop those hose leaks fast

Garden hose leaking, a few wraps of Waterproof Duck-Tape will take care of it. Don't confuse it with duct tape, it's made of cloth and won't stop that leak. DucK-Tape is treated with duck oil, the stuff that keeps duck wings nice and dry and flying high.
-- theGem, Oct 27 2008

http://www.emergenc...es.com/ducktape.jpg [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 27 2008]

Like this? http://www.plumbing....com/repairkit.html
[Voice, Oct 28 2008]

"Mighty putty" http://www.youtube....watch?v=nkuReA-AGa8
[ultra-toaster 3000, Oct 13 2009]

Duck products (all of them tape) http://duckproducts...asp?CatID=1&SubID=1
many colours available. [Loris, Oct 13 2009]

That’s Wascally-Wabbit-Tape to you [Bub]
-- theGem, Oct 27 2008

Sounds like pipe tape to me.
-- Spacecoyote, Oct 27 2008

And as the duck slowly sinks into the puddle of water on the bathroom floor we say so long to another boned idea.
-- theGem, Oct 28 2008

'kin 'ell - waterproof tape!! wot'll those kerrraaaayyzeeee boffins think of next?

Ooh! Ooh! I know!!! What if you put some glue, little rubber patches and some other weird stuff like chalk and a funny scrapy thing that I can't figure out into a little box, then you could fix stuff like this without resorting to greasy duck wing oddness.
-- Murdoch, Oct 29 2008

Don't you watch TV? They already have this sort of thing, although I believe it's a type of putty that sticks to wet surfaces. Seals leaks in hoses, pipes, waterheaters and is a permenant solution for inconstancy. Only $19.95, and if you order right now, we'll double your order FREE.
-- MauiChuck, Oct 31 2008

And we'll throw in a totally free-of-charge gratis and at no cost, 100% green Plastic-effect style applicationisationiser, with built-in integral Handlygripalator so you can, errrrrrm, hold it, errrm, properly.
-- Murdoch, Oct 31 2008

I like the name --- but it is baked...
-- madness, Oct 31 2008

Drip drip drip drip Quack. Excuse me I hear a client coming.
-- theGem, Oct 31 2008

"two sticks of mighty putty.... $19.99!" "double offer! four sticks.....$19.99" "Eight sticks!!!!!! $19.99!!! thats a QUADROUPLE OFFER!!!" ha. ha ha.
-- ultra-toaster 3000, Oct 13 2009

Duck tape already exists - possibly 'duct tape' is a derivative.

So you might want to change the name.
-- Loris, Oct 13 2009

oops. I meant six sticks of mighty putty. For a triple offer. For $19.99.

....I miss Billy Mays. The world is much duller without oxy-clean commercials. I used to call him the "oxy- moron"
-- ultra-toaster 3000, Oct 13 2009

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