Fashion: Hair: Facial
Earbrows   (+11, -1)  [vote for, against]
Not that I've ever really understood what eyebrows are for...

I've always liked that 'goatee and shaved head' look, and I would probably have attempted it myself but for the expectations of various clients who would take it amiss. If I ever do (when I'm in the situation where I don't have to care what the people with the money think of me) I will leave two small earbrows growing over my ears. Presumably whatever benefits my eyebrows give my eyes, my earbrows will also give to my ears.
-- wagster, Aug 04 2005

Why do we have eyebrows?
Actually, yes. And facial expressions. [supercarrot900, Aug 04 2005]

Genius. Can't help wondering what Spock would have look like with a pair of these...
-- moomintroll, Aug 04 2005

I always thought that eyebrows acted as water gullies for the human face caught in the rain.
-- po, Aug 04 2005

Eybrows are for catching bits of egg when you eat breakfast hanging upside-down.
-- moPuddin, Aug 04 2005

Yes! Please let them grow to become Ear Curtains!

Filter out those pesky flies and unwanted (extremely low decibel) sounds.
-- subflower, Aug 05 2005

For those with a unibrow over eyes: shave the ends, to create a nosebrow.
-- bobeff, Aug 05 2005

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