Badtime Busters!

They have a special gun that they use to wipe out badtimes. Let me tell you about this gun.

It has a multi lazer pointer output that creates massive lazer light projections on any solid surface. It has rock music playing from the gun, and the kickout trap is a giant subwoofer. Also, it smokes, and it has a funnel attachement for bonging beers.
-- daseva, Dec 03 2005

...so basically a frat party in a gun. Wow. (backs away slowly)
-- sninctown, Dec 03 2005


Sorry, your bad time "buster" sounds alot like my bad time. ;) Hmmmm...Can it be configured to pop out some wine, jazz, and a well dressed, well read, attractive guy to flirt with? If yes, I'll shoot it at your version and, bun.
-- Zuzu, Dec 03 2005


yes.
-- daseva, Dec 04 2005


Wait a minute. So, your're gonna have someone with a jazzy raygun shoot heroine at someone with a rockin' out raygun that shoots marijuana and laser lights and watch the whole fiasco go down like its David and Goliath...???

or, maybe... something else.
-- daseva, Dec 04 2005


either way... my answer is still yes.
-- daseva, Dec 04 2005


Am gathering that the heroine and hash annos were removed by mystery author. [+] for the idea of "dueling good time guns", which would basically guarantee a bad time for all!
-- Zuzu, Dec 04 2005


What is //lazer light// ?
-- coprocephalous, Dec 04 2005


A misspelling of tazer light...?
-- DrCurry, Dec 04 2005


I'd have a better time seeing how long it would take the guy with the gun to get beat up. PLACING BETS NOW.
-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 04 2005


I have a feeling this gun will create a "badtime" for the occupant in the apartment downstairs.

Just hope that he doesn't have a real gun.
-- The Acrimonious Obfuscator, Dec 05 2005


Sitting on the porch a block away with popcorn, waiting for the cops to turn up. Now that's a good time.
-- BunsenHoneydew, Dec 16 2005



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