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Effigy Firelogs   (+12)  [vote for, against]
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A bonfire just isn't a bonfire without one of our XtraLarge or LifeSized simulacrae. Also available in 1, 1œ and 2 foot lengths, for seasonal fireplace and firepit enjoyment.

made from recycled paper
-- FlyingToaster, Dec 28 2015

all of these and trump too https://www.youtube...watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg
None of them be missed. [popbottle, Dec 30 2015]

It needs a pocket for clips of hair, fingernails, clothing, or photographs. I bet there are some traditional herbs you could sell with it. Or duck's blood.
-- Voice, Dec 28 2015


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Optional accessories: Hammer, and bag of nails (made of Aluminium/Magnesium alloy, so they burn away to ash).
-- 8th of 7, Dec 28 2015


Goes without saying I'll take a cord of Trumps.
-- blissmiss, Dec 29 2015


Be wary of the [8th of 7] effigies. Rumour is they just start blazing merrily then explode rather enthusiastically. No eye witnesses have been found to verify however.
-- AusCan531, Dec 29 2015


+ I'd like to order one of the Human Resources manager that fired me last month! She's XXL - custom order please.
-- xandram, Dec 29 2015


// eye witnesses //

Sp. "survivors"

<quiet sniggering>
-- 8th of 7, Dec 29 2015


"And someday it may happen that an effigy be found. I got a little list, I got a little list."
-- popbottle, Dec 30 2015


Doubleplusgood [+]
-- 21 Quest, Dec 30 2015


Hi Questy, miss ya.
-- blissmiss, Dec 30 2015



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