Since it's highly unlikely to ever be manufactured, I'm bringing it here. It's a small room heater that takes the form of what is known as The Elephant's Foot of Chernobyl.
Place it in a corner and switch it on, then relax as it glows warmly, imitating the appearance of its deadly namesake in the nuclear reactor at Chernobyl.
It's a simple device, with the electrical heating elements glowing under a protective semi-opaque cover, molded in fiberglass to resemble the Elephant's Foot original. Optional fake Geiger counter acts as a remote control.-- xenzag, Aug 22 2017 Elephant's Foot http://media.techeb...-elephants-foot.jpgChernobyl Room Heater [xenzag, Aug 22 2017] We'll buy a dozen. Do you accept charge cards ?-- 8th of 7, Aug 22 2017 For the great 8th of 7th, there's a "live" version. (comes in a very heavy lead box)-- xenzag, Aug 22 2017 We'll take two dozen, cash in advance.-- 8th of 7, Aug 22 2017 random, halfbakery