Just make sure the perp isn't wearing a red shirt and everything will be fine. Set phasers to stun.
-- evilpenguin, Oct 12 2015

// Set phasers to stun //

No.

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-- 8th of 7, Oct 12 2015


A traditional part of the English school uniform is the emergency blazer.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 12 2015


Should phasers happen to ever exist, it might be better if the version installed in schools were not "set" to stun, so much as got built to ONLY be able to stun.
-- Vernon, Oct 12 2015


Maybe have the perp be the only guy in the red shirt? How many security officers did they have aboard the Enterprise anyway?
-- RayfordSteele, Oct 12 2015


But then schools face ERS in all emergencies, no?
-- pashute, Oct 13 2015



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