Other: Metaphysics
Energy From Space Invaders   (+4)  [vote for, against]
Harnessing UFO Power, Using Harnesses

If you're abducted by aliens as often as I am, you've considered using them as a free energy source. Wind a rope around a flywheel, geared to a generator. 4 trillion miles of rope should be plenty. Tie the other end of the rope to your waist, or to the UFO if it has an attachment point. You'll generate power with each abduction, by induction.
-- Amos Kito, Aug 25 2003

you're just *asking* to get your teeth drilled you are.
-- po, Aug 25 2003

:-) How lucky! We have 4 trillion miles of fishing line rope left over from blackholeapult. Turns out we couldn't use it due to weight restrictions and have switched over to nanotubes.
-- Worldgineer, Aug 25 2003

When those little guys figure out that you're running your stereo off their Abductotron, they're gonna make you pay in kind. And that means probing, and then some more probing.
-- bungston, Aug 25 2003

The real trick is to figure out a way to cook pork chops by getting anal-probed.
-- DeathNinja, Aug 25 2003

Just eat them raw beforehand.
-- lostdog, Aug 25 2003

Why don't you try to purchase their wireless power?
-- sartep, Aug 25 2003

Aliens. That explains our present condition.
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 25 2003

Somewhere, on another distant planet, there is some sort of communication starting, "If you've abducted [Amos Kito] as often as I have, you've considered using it as a free energy source..."
-- Detly, Aug 25 2003

And they said privatization of U.S. utilities was a bad idea.
-- Vexxy, Aug 26 2003

Personally, I avoid the whole alien-abduction thing by wearing my aluminum foil deflector beanie. If they can't listen to my thoughts, they don't know I'm here.
-- Cedar Park, Aug 26 2003

Unless they monitor the HalfBakery, then the jig is up.

-- DeathNinja, Aug 26 2003

random, halfbakery