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Epic Rap Battles of Food History

Instead of people why not let foods face off against each other. Who won, who taste better You decide. This was just an idea where you could have Pizza VS Tacos and rap about each other and you decide who wins by who taste better and or who was the better rapper. And do a series on food.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FOOD HISTORY!

PIZZA VS TACOS

BEGIN!

Pizza: Hey ya, I am pizza a delicious pie of yeast bread and sweet basil and oregano tomato sauce topped with mozzarella cheeses. My flavors are beyond compare with so many toppings to make with more veggies than a garden out cropping. I have the meats you just can't beat me. Even ninja turtles and Mario endorse me.

Taco: I have shell that is soft and crunchy your sad attempt at wrapping can't get past me. I'm loaded with lettuce and cheese and tomato and beef. I am the comfort food that they show on TV. You cause heart burn and acid reflux disease. Please you look like something from space balls like Pizza the hut.

Pizza: Yo you from Taco Bell, you look seventy percent soy to me boy. You got the stuff but I come frozen and I'm easy to bake. You take more time with preparing the ingredients and still you don't taste good without the pace or the taco sauce. Your like a pizza wanna be in a corn or flour shell now this rap battle is done.

Who won, who taste better you decide.

Epic rap battles of food history.
-- travbm, Nov 11 2015

Just one of many... Halfbakery!
[RayfordSteele, Nov 12 2015]

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Back when UnaBubba was around we had loads of song parody fun... [RayfordSteele, Nov 12 2015]

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-- Voice, Nov 11 2015


I am thinking gefiltefish might be an awesome rapper and go up against lots of popular foods and just school them with rap skills but always get voted down for taste.

And chocolate: so good that it always wins even though its raps are so lame.
-- bungston, Nov 11 2015


I'm speechless.
-- blissmiss, Nov 11 2015


[+-] so much an Al Yankovic album theme. But I hate rap.
-- FlyingToaster, Nov 11 2015


Also you could have an epic rap battle on most anything from presidents, generals, Mac and PC and processor from Cyryx VS AMDk6 VS Pentium. And you can have the computer companies from Dell VS HP and so on just about till people love it or hate it. Though I still want to see Rice Casserole VS Gumbo.

Epic Rap Battles of Food History!

Gumbo VS Rice Casserole

Gumbo: I am nice because I am made of Rice, throw in some vegetable and polish Kielbasa and spice and I make a really nifty stew. I don't get creamy like the Rice Casserole no I don't have no Cambles soup in here yo.

Rice Casserole: Yo we are two dishes made rice we are practically family. I maybe more mellow but I am not yellow. I have the onions to make you cry, the carrots and celery and mushrooms. I am a tasty dish with some pork loin and cream of chicken and mushroom soup. I don't use craw fish or anything fishy in me. I have better taste you just a waste of a stew. The only flavor you have comes from your spices.

You can't dis me I am Gumbo I can be made of what ever I want and even have loads of Okra. You think you got what it takes to win, your so slow it takes over two hours for you to be even be baked.

Crayfish: Hello I am a crayfish and I'm here to say this rap battle is over though I am jumping in Gumbo's pot.

Epic Rap Battles of Food History! Who Won what dish taste better you decide.
-- travbm, Nov 11 2015


Epic rap battles are not funny. The people that rack up the views on the videos need to be sterilized.
-- evilpenguin, Nov 11 2015


// chocolate //

What would you do with the empty wrappers ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 11 2015


//I have the meats, you just can't beat me//
Oh yeah, I've read about your (big) Meat...sadly.
-- xandram, Nov 12 2015


(shyly admits that he loves Epic Rap Battles of History...)

Needs more rhyming.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 12 2015


Well if that is the case surely some of you can do better than me?
-- travbm, Nov 12 2015


Written more than a dozen parodies on here, that actually fit the songs, rhymed, with many of them using halfbakery inventions and topics.

One of those buns was mine, for the attempt.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 12 2015



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